Craig Reucassel
When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.Collection: Dark
Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.Collection: Simple
You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.Collection: Waiting
When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.Collection: Law
Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.Collection: Doors
The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.Collection: Differences
Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.Collection: Running
If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.Collection: Shoes
Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.Collection: Silence
The Thought Police: To censor and protect.Collection: Police
Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.Collection: People
It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.Collection: Suicide
Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.Collection: War
Don't judge a book by its thickness either.Collection: Book
I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'Collection: Stupid
New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.Collection: Life
I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.Collection: Thinking
The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 50:1.Collection: Media
Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.Collection: Liberalism
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!Collection: Stupid
In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.Collection: Men
If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.Collection: Thinking
Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.Collection: Progress
Anything on paper is obsolete!Collection: Paper
It's funny how most activists are pacifists.Collection: Funny
Think Tank, noun: The shower.Collection: Thinking
Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!Collection: Uprising
The only thing that is obscene is censorship.Collection: Censorship
Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.Collection: Running