Charlie Sheen
What you come to discover is, it isn't how you get there, it's that you get there. If that's what it took to get me where I'm at today, so be it.
Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.
We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.
Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
I've got mad energy for days. That's what people can't get their minds around. They say, 'Oh, he's going to crash.' They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don't fit into their little box.
It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.Collection: Love
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.Collection: Children
My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.Collection: Math
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.Collection: Kings
I'm still alive, which is pretty cool.Collection: Alive
I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.Collection: Blind
People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.Collection: Lonely
Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.Collection: Fuel
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning.Collection: Winning
I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.Collection: Believe
It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.Collection: Stars
Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothingCollection: Reason
I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...Collection: Stars
People ask all the time, "What are you thinking?" It's my least favorite question in the world. The last bastion of solace is my mind. It's an invasion.Collection: Thinking
The last time I took drugs, I probably took more than anybody could survive.Collection: Winning
Can't is the cancer of happening.Collection: Cancer
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.Collection: Chuck
You make a choice to win and you win...Collection: Winning
A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.Collection: Dad
I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.Collection: Years
I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.Collection: Passion
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.Collection: Baby
If you love with violence and you hate with violence there is nothing that can be questioned.Collection: Hate
I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form of an emotional tsunami.Collection: Strength
The nights I don't sleep it's because there's a higher calling telling me to stand guard.Collection: Sleep
I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.Collection: Victory
You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.Collection: Party
People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.Collection: Winning
If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.Collection: Family
I dare anyone to debate me on things.Collection: Debate
You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.Collection: Eagles
Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.Collection: Men
It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.Collection: Lonely
I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just don't, so I figure there's a higher calling keeping me on point that night.Collection: Sleep
I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.Collection: Running
Defeat is not an option. Period. The End.Collection: Defeat
You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.Collection: Party
I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.Collection: Tired
I blinked and I cured my brain.Collection: Brain
I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?Collection: Grandiose
Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.Collection: Hero
I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.Collection: Song