Charles Barkley
I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.Collection: Basketball
Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.Collection: Sex
I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.Collection: Refs
I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.Collection: Funny
If somebody hits you with an object you should beat the hell out of them.Collection: Hell
They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.Collection: People
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.Collection: Stupid
People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.Collection: Basketball
I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that's pretty cool.Collection: Basketball
You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.Collection: Basketball
Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.Collection: Sports
I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.Collection: Skeletons
Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.Collection: Fun
You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They're old. Old people don't get healthy. They die.Collection: Basketball
I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you'll be successful, and that's not fair.Collection: Wise
I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.Collection: Basketball
I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)Collection: Basketball
Only poor people go to jail.Collection: Jail
I'm not a role model.Collection: Role Models
Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of himCollection: Fans
Every team in the Western Conference has flaws.Collection: Team
This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.Collection: Sports
It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.Collection: Funny
I think the biggest problem is parents are so concerned with being friends with their kids. You're not their friend. You're their parent.Collection: Basketball
America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.Collection: Jobs
Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.Collection: Basketball
When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.Collection: Letters
There's nobody you'd rather beat than your good friend.Collection: Sports
You can talk without saying a thing. I don't ever want to be that type of person.Collection: Basketball
Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.Collection: Funny
He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enoughCollection: Basketball
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.Collection: Basketball
I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.Collection: Gun
If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.Collection: Guy
Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.Collection: Pandas
I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play.Collection: Gay
Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.Collection: Men
I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.Collection: Crazy
If you are an ugly woman, you have no chance of getting a TV job.Collection: Jobs
My wife's married. I'm not.Collection: Wife
On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.Collection: Basketball
Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.Collection: Basketball
When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'Collection: Basketball
Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.Collection: Way
People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.Collection: People
He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.Collection: Winning
When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out.Collection: Dirty
You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.Collection: Basketball
Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.Collection: Basketball