Ben Feldman
Most people buy not because they believe, but because the sales person believes.Collection: Believe
Work hard. Think big. Listen well.Collection: Hard Work
Your value depends on what you make of yourself. Make the most of yourself for that is all there is of you.Collection: Depends
You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?Collection: Uncles
Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!Collection: Fundamentals
No one ever died with too much money.Collection: Too Much
I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go. Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They've learned to take you apart. 'Who? Why? What for? What company?' You don't always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I'd rather go.Collection: Girl
I get up in the morning and I put on makeup and then I say somebody else's words in someone else's clothes, and then I go home and watch TV, have a glass of whisky and go to bed. And I'm overcompensated for that. So it's insane to not use that pedestal to try and at least help someone or something that's in need.Collection: Morning
Read! Study never stops because publications never stop coming in. It's read and study. And think about what you're studying. Take it apart and put it together. Ask 'why?' And know the answers.Collection: Thinking
If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.Collection: Ifs
If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.Collection: Problem
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.Collection: Careers
My dad told me at the very beginning of my career, basically, "If you're gonna have a megaphone, you're gonna need to use it to do some kind of good." He has always been aggravated by any kind of celebrities that don't have any charities or love or passion or something they're trying to help.Collection: Dad
Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.Collection: Lease
I don't like sci-fi/fantasy.Collection: Fantasy
I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, "Are you from the East Coast?" people just go, "you're from the East Coast, right?", having no reason to have known that. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's just that I'm Jewish.Collection: People
You are already broke and don't even know it.Collection: Broke
I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.Collection: People
I'm a lot happier in people's living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.Collection: Thinking
I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.Collection: Thinking
I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.Collection: Thinking
When you realize the writers start writing to who you are, you're basically reading reviews of yourself. And then it becomes this cyclical nightmare where I feel like I need to play into it, then I find myself acting like the character in real life.Collection: Real
If you're starting to lose your faith in the general intelligence of the American populous, there's nothing like them mistaking pop culture for Van Gogh as a sign that people still read their history books and care about art.Collection: Art
I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.Collection: Jobs
I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.Collection: Blood
I never thought I was gonna live in LA. I thought I was gonna live in New York forever.Collection: New York
I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.Collection: And Love