Top Scotch Quotes Collection
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Had I been brighter, the ladies been gentler, the Scotch been weaker, had the gods been kinder, had the dice been hotter, this could have been a one-sentence story: Once upon a time I lived happily ever after.Collection: Scotch
The Scots (originally Irish, but by now Scotch) were at this time inhabiting Ireland, having driven the Irish (Picts) out of Scotland; while the Picts (originally Scots) were now Irish (living in brackets) and vice versa. It is essential to keep these distinctions clearly in mind (and verce visa).Collection: Scotch
There's nothing quite like a Scotch education. One is left with an irreparable debt. My head is full of irregular verbs still.Collection: Scotch
I'm second in doubles - double vodkas, double scotches.Collection: Scotch
You mix two jiggers of Scotch to one jigger of Metrecal. So far I've lost five pounds and my driver's license.Collection: Scotch
Deploring change is the unchangeable habit of all Englishmen. If you find any important figures who really like change, such as Bernard Shaw, Keir Hardie, Lloyd George, Selfridge or Disraeli, you will find that they are not really English at all, but Irish, Scotch, Welsh, American or Jewish. Englishmen make changes, sometimes great changes. But, secretly or openly, they always deplore them.Collection: Scotch
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!Collection: Scotch
It was the sort of house that glows with substance and savoir vivre in those advertisements for the best Scotch. It had wonderful bones.Collection: Scotch
Bonnie and Clyde became not just a big hit, but a movie that went through young audiences like a first slug of Scotch. It affected clothes, talk, manners. Though set in the thirties it had the feeling of 1966, the most dangerous moment in American young people remembered.Collection: Scotch
I'm after a snake and please God I'll scotch it.Collection: Scotch
We are here a nation, composed of the most heterogeneous elements-Protestants and Catholics, English, French, German, Irish, Scotch, every one, let it be remembered, with his traditions, with his prejudices. In each of these conflicting antagonistic elements, however, there is a common spot of patriotism, and the only true policy is that which reaches that common patriotism and makes it vibrate in all toward common ends and common aspirations.Collection: Scotch
I was a drinker, so I went through the scotches. Before single malts hit, there were really cheap scotches, because nobody was paying attention to them. Then by the time they started jacking those prices up, I moved on to vodka.Collection: Scotch
Why don’t you come up and have a little ... scotch and sofa?Collection: Scotch
If you take a scotch whiskey and distill out the alcohol, what is left has an amazing taste to it and can be used as a flavoring for a dessert.Collection: Scotch
I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic vista. Did this late in the evenings many times.Collection: Scotch
The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.Collection: Scotch
Don Marquis came down after a month on the wagon, ambled over to the bar, and announced, 'I've conquered that goddamn willpower of mine. Gimme a double Scotch.Collection: Scotch
I sold a quart of blood and bought a half a pint of scotchCollection: Scotch
Well, between Scotch and nothin', I suppose I'd take Scotch. It's the nearest thing to good moonshine I can find.Collection: Scotch
I don’t want any of this artificial superficial feeling stimulated by the choir. Today I have proved myself a glutton—for Scotch oatmeal cookies and erotic thought. There is nothing left to say of me.Collection: Scotch
A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world.Collection: Scotch
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?Collection: Scotch
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.Collection: Scotch
I don't even like Greg Glassman. I don't have a cult like allegiance to the guy. I really don't like him. He's too hard to get on the phone and he doesn't drink my kind of scotch.Collection: Scotch
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.Collection: Scotch
Give me a scotch, I'm starving.Collection: Scotch
I don't mind growing old. If I have to go before my time, this is how I'll go-- cigarette in one hand, glass of scotch in the other.Collection: Scotch
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.Collection: Scotch
I've sometimes thought . . . that the difference between us and the English is that the Scotch are hard in all other respects but soft with women, and the English are hard with women but soft in all other respects.Collection: Scotch