Top Ice Cream Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Ice Cream quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Paullina Simons
When Tatiana looked up from her ice cream, she saw a soldier staring at her from across the street.
- Paullina Simons
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Image of Barbara Walters
A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven.
- Barbara Walters
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Image of Oswald Mosley
We have lost the good old British spirit. Instead we have American journalism and black-shirted buffoons making a cheap imitation of ice-cream sellers.
- Oswald Mosley
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Image of Louise Rennison
I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being
- Louise Rennison
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Image of Katherine Paterson
I love revision. Where else can spilled milk be turned into ice cream?
- Katherine Paterson
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Image of Mark Bittman
Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no better for you than a snickers.
- Mark Bittman
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Image of Vic Braden
My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren't as good.
- Vic Braden
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Image of Claes Oldenburg
For a thorough use of ice cream cones, buy two; eat one and drop the other.
- Claes Oldenburg
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Image of Red Smith
In entertainment value, the Democratic clambake usually lays it over the Republican conclave like ice cream over parsnips.
- Red Smith
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Image of Art Garfunkel
Monterey was the Maraschino cherry on top of the Sundae that was the '60s. It was totally unprecedented, and the audience was unprecedented in their joy.
- Art Garfunkel
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Image of John Wagner
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
- John Wagner
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Image of Andrew Hogue
For every two degrees the temperature goes up, check-ins at ice cream shops go up by 2%.
- Andrew Hogue
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Image of Greg Proops
White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.
- Greg Proops
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Image of Lou Albano
You have an Ice Cream Sundae, put the whipped cream on - that's what managers do.
- Lou Albano
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Image of Crystal Reed
The secret to scooping ice cream is all about the scooper. You have to dip it in water before and after every scoop. Then it just rolls off.
- Crystal Reed
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Image of George Lindsey
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles.
- George Lindsey
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Image of Keegan Allen
When everyone has let you down... You still have ice cream.
- Keegan Allen
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Image of Heather King
Life would be vanilla ice cream without 31 flavors of individuality.
- Heather King
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Image of Lou Costello
That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted.
- Lou Costello
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Image of Ron Luciano
Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.
- Ron Luciano
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Image of Jonas Jennings
God put this game last, and it's just like putting a cherry on top of your Sundae.
- Jonas Jennings
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Image of Fred Durst
Limp Bizkit Ice Cream would taste like the sweetest pair of panties in the world. It would taste like sushi. Sushi or panties.
- Fred Durst
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Image of Lela Rose
I have always wanted to own a homemade ice cream shop!
- Lela Rose
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Image of John Tomac
There are two things I eat that I know I shouldn't: chocolate and ice cream. You only live once, so I am going to eat chocolate.
- John Tomac
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Image of Michael Flanders
Eating people is wrong...
- Michael Flanders
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Image of William H. Gates, Sr.
His own government, suing him, that's not Chocolate Sundae!
- William H. Gates, Sr.
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Image of Rupert Holmes
Kipling said that Success and Failure are both imposters, and we should all listen to Kipling, if only because none of us are likely to know anybody else named Rudyard. But having been bitten in my life by the jaws of both victory and defeat, I must rush to add that success is to failure as butter pecan ice cream is to death.
- Rupert Holmes
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Image of Bob Farrell
I love Hot Fudge Sundaes; I could die for Hot Fudge Sundaes.
- Bob Farrell
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Image of Kevin Pollak
No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro fudge with nuts? Give me a scoop of that, willya? She's gonna have the Menthol Swirl with the Camel chip.
- Kevin Pollak
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Image of Jenna Lyons
Society is so tough and expectations are so unrealistic. Could I take better care of myself? Absolutely. I joke all the time that I'm old and I'm getting older and I feel it, so I guess I would rather talk about it with a smile and say, 'Oh God, I'm old!' than spend all my time at the dermatologist. I approach aging with ice cream and a martini.
- Jenna Lyons
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Image of Jenna Lyons
I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne.
- Jenna Lyons
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Image of Paul Schneider
Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is great.
- Paul Schneider
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Image of Decca Aitkenhead
Trying to defend religion by invoking science is like claiming that three plus four equals ice cream.
- Decca Aitkenhead
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Image of Justin Deeley
I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.
- Justin Deeley
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Image of Steven Raichlen
I really love the smoked ice cream because it's so unexpected. Yet when you taste it, it's sort of familiar and otherworldly at the same time. I guess that's what I really like about what smoke does to food.
- Steven Raichlen
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Image of John Dos Passos
A novel is a commodity that fulfills a certain need; people need to buy daydreams like they need to buy ice cream or aspirin or gin. They even need to buy a pinch of intellectual catnip now and then to liven up their thoughts.
- John Dos Passos
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Image of Michael Scott
It's never too early for ice cream.
- Michael Scott
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Image of Paullina Simons
Tatiana...you and I had only one moment..." said Alexander. "A single moment in time, in your time and mine...one instant, when another life could have still been possible." He kissed her lips. "Do you know what I'm talking about?" When Tatiana looked up from her ice cream, she saw a soldier staring at her from across the street. "I know that moment," whispered Tatiana.
- Paullina Simons
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Image of Rachel Caine
Things that Shane doesn't want on his grave: (1.) I thought it wasn't loaded. (2.) Hand me a match so I can check the gas tank. (3.) Killed over Ice Cream
- Rachel Caine
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Image of Andy Warhol
Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.
- Andy Warhol
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Image of Lauren Oliver
No guy in his right mind would ever choose me when there are people like Hana in the world: It would be like settling for a stale cookie when what you really want is a big bowl of ice cream, whipped cream and cherries and chocolate sprinkles included.
- Lauren Oliver
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Image of Janette Rallison
The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.
- Janette Rallison
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Image of Charles M. Schulz
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!
- Charles M. Schulz
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Image of Terry Pratchett
The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew what would happen to ice cream, but it would probably involve some rewriting of the laws of thermodynamics.
- Terry Pratchett
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Image of Lewis Black
Wow, you survived a blackout. You're made of stronger stuff than ice cream.
- Lewis Black
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Image of Tom Waits
I'll be clickin' by your house about two forty-five, Sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise.
- Tom Waits
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Image of Mark Twain
We do not get ice-cream every where, and so, when we do, we are apt to dissipate to excess.
- Mark Twain
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Image of Adam Sandler
Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
- Adam Sandler
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Image of Conan O'Brien
In an interview, Hillary Clinton said she likes nearly every flavor of ice cream. When he heard this, Chris Christie said 'Hey, she stole my speech.'
- Conan O'Brien
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Image of Bill Murray
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
- Bill Murray
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