Charles M. Schulz
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.Collection: Valentines
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.Collection: Fitness
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.Collection: Age
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.Collection: Time
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.Collection: Christmas
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.Collection: Time
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.Collection: Home
I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.Collection: Funny
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.Collection: Hope
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.Collection: Hope
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.Collection: Life
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.Collection: Learning
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
No problem is too big to run away from.
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.Collection: Travel
Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.Collection: Being Yourself
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.Collection: Inspirational
Happiness is anyone and anything that's loved by you.Collection: Happiness
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.Collection: Hate
Maybe I can put it another way... Life, Charlie Brown, is like a deck chair." "Like a what?" "Have you ever been on a cruise ship? Passengers open up these canvas deck chairs so they can sit in the sun... Some people place their chairs facing the rear of the ship so they can see where they've been... Other people face their chairs forward... They want to see where they're going! On the cruise ship of life, Charlie Brown, which way is your deck chair facing?" "I've never been able to get one unfolded.Collection: People
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.Collection: Dog
Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.Collection: Friendship
It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.Collection: Dark
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.Collection: Math
Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.Collection: Your Side
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.Collection: Airports
The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.Collection: Love One Another
There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.Collection: Burden
In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.Collection: Life
This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.Collection: One Day At A Time
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.Collection: Funny
I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!Collection: Long Ago
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.Collection: Writing
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!Collection: Lying
Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!Collection: Ice Cream