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Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.Collection: Humor
Sin cannot tear you away from him [Christ] even though you commit adultery a hundred times a day and commit as many murders.Collection: Humor
Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from birth as a paternal, or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read, and say, and eat, and drink and wear.Collection: Humor
Anyone ever lost in the wild knows that nature wants you dead.Collection: Humor
The humorist has a good eye for the humbug; he does not always recognize the saint.Collection: Humor
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.Collection: Humor
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use.Collection: Humor
Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money.Collection: Humor
Of course I don’t look busy, I did it right the first time.Collection: Humor
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.Collection: Humor
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be ‘meetings.’Collection: Humor
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’ll be a mile away and have his shoes.Collection: Humor