Top humor Quotes Collection - Page 2
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A book without potty humor is like a banana split without hot fudge. It can still be good, I suppose, but you kinda get the feeling that something is missing.Collection: Humor
My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'Collection: Humor
Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. So if it is correct to say that humor was stamped out in Nazi Germany, that does not mean that people were not in good spirits, or anything of that sort, but something much deeper and more important.Collection: Humor
We can't understand when we're pregnant, or when our siblings are expecting, how profound it is to have a shared history with a younger generation: blood, genes, humor. It means we were actually here, on Earth, for a time - like the Egyptians with their pyramids, only with children.Collection: Humor
I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want - a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers.Collection: Humor
Humor, humility, and, of course, honesty, all are qualities that work in public and cultural diplomacy.Collection: Humor
If we went by the world's definition of who I'm supposed to be because I look weird... 'Well, surely, this guy can't have a productive life, surely, he doesn't have a sense of humor. Surely, he can't love life.' We stereotype people in this world. And so... if the world thinks you're not good enough, it's a lie, you know. Get a second opinion.Collection: Humor
What a newspaper needs in its news, in its headlines, and on its editorial page is terseness, humor, descriptive power, satire, originality, good literary style, clever condensation, and accuracy, accuracy, accuracy!Collection: Humor
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.Collection: Humor
As a person, he was wonderful. He really was a great person. He was full of life. He had a great sense of humor. Very talented, of course, but very caring to his parents. There was a very endearing quality about Elvis.Collection: Humor
Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.'Collection: Humor
I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.Collection: Humor
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall until he was a bloody pulp, after a while it would make you laugh because it becomes absurd.Collection: Humor
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.Collection: Humor
OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness.Collection: Humor
My dad is and was very funny and had a really dry sense of humor, which, as a kid, seemed un-fun. But in retrospect, it's kind of hilarious.Collection: Humor
If you get a diagnosis, get on a therapy, keep a good attitude and keep your sense of humor.Collection: Humor
I knew racial discrimination at its worst in the 1930s. I lived with the humility of it but I never lost my sense of humor. Humor is the escape valve from the deadly reality of adversity.Collection: Humor
I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.Collection: Humor
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.Collection: Humor
I love being Latina. I love our values, the way we're so in touch with others, our dark humor, how fun we are, how relaxed we are. I love how hard working, independent, and ambitious we are.Collection: Humor
The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.Collection: Humor
Our brand of democracy is hard. But I can promise that a year from now, when I no longer hold this office, I'll be right there with you as a citizen - inspired by those voices of fairness and vision, of grit and good humor and kindness that have helped America travel so far.Collection: Humor
My life is part humor, part roses, part thorns.Collection: Humor
There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.Collection: Humor
There is a collective as well as an individual humor inclining peoples to sadness or cheerfulness, making them see things in bright or somber lights. In fact, only society can pass a collective opinion on the value of human life; for this the individual is incompetent.Collection: Humor
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?Collection: Humor
This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humor section.Collection: Humor
Humor is to get us over terrible things.Collection: Humor
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it's just wonderful.Collection: Humor
The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth.Collection: Humor
If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.Collection: Humor
We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.Collection: Humor
My sense of humor has saved me more than a couple of times in my life.Collection: Humor
I don't think that in humor and jokes, in whatever way they are done, there is any kind of disrespect.Collection: Humor
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.Collection: Humor
Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.Collection: Humor
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.Collection: Humor
In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.Collection: Humor
I've been encouraging documentary filmmakers to use more and more humor, and they're loath to do that because they think if it's a documentary it has to be deadly serious - it has to be like medicine that you're supposed to take. And I think it's what keeps the mass audience from going to documentaries.Collection: Humor
Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom.Collection: Humor
Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.Collection: Humor
I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.Collection: Humor
If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor.Collection: Humor
The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.Collection: Humor
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.Collection: Humor
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.Collection: Humor
I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.Collection: Humor
If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.Collection: Humor