Berkeley Breathed
I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.Collection: Imagination
That's the conundrum of cartoon stripping, as opposed to political cartoons. When your anger is the driving force of your drawing hand, failure follows. The anger is OK, but it has to serve the interests of the heart, frankly.Collection: Anger
It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.Collection: Computers
Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.Collection: Humor
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.
Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.
Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.
I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of my papers over the next twenty years. Such is the nature of comic-strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste.
I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.
I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.
I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan.
If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.
If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.
Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Typically, the end result is lazy, rich cartoonists.
I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.
I can say that even in the midst of my most cynical comic stripping: Opus shone through with a bit of heart, anchoring the ugly proceedings with a comforting pull of emotion.
And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat.
My post-child period resulted in one instant change: I write shorter books for kids.
I paint digitally now. A pity, in some ways, as the biggest price one pays is that you no longer have a finished piece of physical art to hang on a wall. I miss that terribly.
Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.
Doonesbury had the requisite and overwhelming influence in 1980, as it did on any college cartoonist who was paying attention, of course.
I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.
Bloom County was set in a tidy, rural environment probably because of Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird.'
I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child - which is ironic because I was never, never sentimental about him as many of his fans were.
Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.
'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.
The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.Collection: Needs
Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird... a social being... capable of actual affection... nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it's dead and we're gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family.Collection: Funny
Steve Dallas...a frat-boy lawyer who I knew in school. He's never written me. I suspect he was shot by an annoyed girlfriend, which has saved me many legal fees.Collection: Girlfriend
Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.Collection: Heart
I was never asked to join the Editorial Cartoonists Of America. No fraternity would have me in college, either. I think they know something.Collection: College
Irony can elude the genius among us, sometimes.Collection: Genius
I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.Collection: Libertarian
And just as it is with all proper grannies, she ordered me into my pink bunny jammies.Collection: Bunnies
It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.Collection: Laughing
My kids hear me behind my door, giggling like an idiot, and they roll their eyes at the blatant indignity of it all.Collection: Kids
I don't get fan mail. It disappeared with the digital revolution.Collection: Digital Revolution
A mind is a terrible thing. All this evolution nonsense is making me feel like a complete APE!Collection: Mind
The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I'd never had before. I didn't meet the people who read my material. The fan letters were mostly answered by professional people that'd done them for a living. And I didn't have any daily connection with their response to my work. I didn't have a relationship with my audience. And every artist should have it.Collection: Artist
The cartooning was always just an abstraction. It was an income. It was making me famous. It was allowing me to go and do other things that I'd wanted to do.Collection: Income
He comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.Collection: Dying
I hate smoothies. Because they won't offer Firestone IPA beer as an ingredient.Collection: Hate