Top Funny Things Quotes Collection
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Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.Collection: Funny Things
Here's the funny thing about the world coming to an end. Once it gets going, it doesn't seem to stop.Collection: Funny Things
Time's a funny thing, bending, warping, stretching, and compressing, all depending on perspective.Collection: Funny Things
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.Collection: Funny Things
Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.Collection: Funny Things
Comedy should never be over-analysed. It's either funny or it isn't. There's a subtle difference between those who say funny things and those who say things funny.Collection: Funny Things
When people say it's a funny thing about them, you will probably be able to control your hysterics. They are only getting ready to announce the shattering fact that they don't like something. And it's not going to be something that's really quite awful, like suttee or apartheid; it's going to be something small.Collection: Funny Things
Its a funny thing Alice, dying is just the way I composed it in Tod und Verklärung.Collection: Funny Things
Play out a boring game to the end and funny things can happen; Fischer knew it.Collection: Funny Things
Its so funny whenever things come full circle.Collection: Funny Things
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings. Like it's a collection of your diary entries and you pick which one's gonna make the most sense together and you put out a record and you sort of live it.Collection: Funny Things
The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.Collection: Funny Things
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.Collection: Funny Things
Chemistrys a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.Collection: Funny Things
The funny thing is just the collision of genres, taking one medium and trying to ram it into another medium, whether it fits or not.Collection: Funny Things
One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them.Collection: Funny Things
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.Collection: Funny Things
It's a funny thing with documentary films - you want them to feel as entertaining and as gripping as a fictional film. With a fictional film you want it to feel as realistic as a documentary film.Collection: Funny Things
I'm always doing what I can to look for and just feel out funny things that are happening in the scene and improvise off of them.Collection: Funny Things
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.Collection: Funny Things
A funny thing is that you can't search me on Twitter because Adam Levine dominates there.Collection: Funny Things
Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it.Collection: Funny Things
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.Collection: Funny Things
comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.Collection: Funny Things
It's a funny thing, how much time we spend planning our lives. We so convince ourselves of what we want to do, that sometimes we don't see what we're meant to do.Collection: Funny Things
The funny thing for me is, I have never lived in a network world.Collection: Funny Things
The funny thing is that even engineers and techs don't know what a tiny telephone connector is - people call them TT connectors. Engineers used to come by all the time and say, "Why are you called Tiny Telephone?"Collection: Funny Things
I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people to cry and smile almost at the same moment.Collection: Funny Things
It's a funny thing because it's what the people say when they come across a ghost situation is that it does freak you out, but then you do get over it - for some reason you're not scared to come across it again.Collection: Funny Things
Within the framework of something very dramatic, funny things happen. Organically, from them.Collection: Funny Things
The funny thing about sustainability is you gotta sustain it.Collection: Funny Things
When I first saw Ellie, I knew it was her-- she was my fantasy. I didn't want it to be true, but every time I met her it was obvious, and the funny thing was that she was better than the fantasy, like I got more stuff than I'd imagined.Collection: Funny Things
This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking at the image. You wish the camera was there in the center.Collection: Funny Things
Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid.Collection: Funny Things
I never intended to make a living from music. That's the funny thing. I wanted to be a journalist.Collection: Funny Things
I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing.Collection: Funny Things
It's a funny thing that people are always ready to admit it if they've no talent for drawing or music, whereas everyone imagines that they themselves are capable of true love, which is a talent like any other, only far more rare.Collection: Funny Things
That's the funny thing about knowing you can't have something. It makes you desperate.Collection: Funny Things
Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him.Collection: Funny Things
Funny thing is, until I met you all I wanted to do was to get as far away from here as I could. Kind of ironic, isn't it? Can't get much farther away than where I"m going, and now I'd give anything to stay.Collection: Funny Things
I had no choice. Love does funny things to people.Collection: Funny Things
Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end.Collection: Funny Things
In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain't half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.Collection: Funny Things
[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.Collection: Funny Things
Change is a funny thing. We never are quite sure what we are becoming or even why. Then one day we look at ourselves and wonder who we are and how we got that way. Only one thing about change remains constant...it is always painfulCollection: Funny Things
It's a funny thing about stories. It doesn't feel like you make them up, more like you find them. You type and type and you know you haven't got it yet, because somewhere out there, there's that perfect thing -- the unexpected ending that was always going to happen. That place you've always been heading for, but never expected to go.Collection: Funny Things
That’s the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin,” he said with a wink. “Once you’re there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.Collection: Funny Things
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman, and you don't know that.Collection: Funny Things
When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.Collection: Funny Things
Habits are funny things. What's funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren't going to get, got them!Collection: Funny Things