Top Funny Relationship Quotes Collection
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I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?Collection: Funny Relationship
I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.Collection: Funny Relationship
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.Collection: Funny Relationship
Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.Collection: Funny Relationship
I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.Collection: Funny Relationship
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'Collection: Funny Relationship
You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him?Collection: Funny Relationship
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.Collection: Funny Relationship
Of course 'we humans' have a funny relationship with the beings with whom we share our planet. We eat them, we care for them, we admire them, we use them.Collection: Funny Relationship
I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.Collection: Funny Relationship
The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life.Collection: Funny Relationship
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.Collection: Funny Relationship
Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.Collection: Funny Relationship
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`tCollection: Funny Relationship
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.Collection: Funny Relationship
Nothing is more cheerful than talking about our friends' shortcomings.Collection: Funny Relationship
I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.Collection: Funny Relationship
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, 'Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it's so repetitious.'Collection: Funny Relationship
Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from.Collection: Funny Relationship
The appropriate age for marrige is around eighteen and thirty-seven for manCollection: Funny Relationship
I have a funny relationship to language. When I came to California when I was three I spoke Urdu fluently and I didn't speak a word of English. Within a few months I lost all my Urdu and spoke only English and then I learned Urdu all over again when I was nine. Urdu is my first language but it's not as good as my English and it's sort of become my third language. English is my best language but was the second language I learned.Collection: Funny Relationship
Men feel that women somehow drag them down, and women feel that way about men. It's possible that both are right.Collection: Funny Relationship