Bob Phillips
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.Collection: Love
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.Collection: Funny
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.Collection: Inspirational
The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.Collection: Daughter
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.Collection: Coffee
Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.Collection: Suffering
The person who knows everything has the most to learn.Collection: Persons
If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.Collection: Wife
NRTC is pleased with our preliminary agreement and we look forward to working with SES AMERICOM, as it develops the exciting, new IP-PRIME platform, .. NRTC is focused on finding telecommunications solutions that are ideal for rural communities and working with our membership to make those solutions a reality across the country.Collection: Country
He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.Collection: Funny Relationship
A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.Collection: Cost Of Living