Top Ducks Quotes Collection

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Image of Patricia Neal
Don't forget to duck!
- Patricia Neal
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Image of George C. Wallace
Im the lamest lame duck there could be.
- George C. Wallace
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Image of Phil Robertson
Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.
- Phil Robertson
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Image of Walter Reuther
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quack like a duck, then it just may be a duck.
- Walter Reuther
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Image of Jeanne Birdsall
[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a laptop computer on the counter with duck stickers on it, the spice cabinet was full of Ben's toy trucks, and Jane couldn't spot a cookbook anywhere. This is the kitchen of a Thinker, she decided, and promised herself that she'd never bother with cooking, either.
- Jeanne Birdsall
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Image of Bill Mollison
You don’t have a snail problem, you have a duck deficiency.
- Bill Mollison
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Image of Caitlin Kittredge
How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?
- Caitlin Kittredge
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Image of Ajahn Chah
If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.
- Ajahn Chah
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Image of Igor Stravinsky
Music must be listened to; it is not enough to hear it. A duck hears also.
- Igor Stravinsky
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Image of Claude C. Hopkins
Platitudes and generalities roll off the human understanding like water from a duck.
- Claude C. Hopkins
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Image of Jelly Roll Morton
I do not claim any of the creation of the blues, although I have written many of them even before Mr. Handy had any blues published. I heard them when I was knee-high to a duck.
- Jelly Roll Morton
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Image of Rick Dees
Flapping my arms I began to cluck, look at me, I'm the disco duck.
- Rick Dees
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Image of Scott Stossel
To some people, I may seem calm. But if you could peer beneath the surface, you would see that I'm like a duck--paddling, paddling, paddling.
- Scott Stossel
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Image of Stan Goff
Democrat flaks jump on this like ducks on a June-bug, and in the process themselves reproduce the sick militarism of this culture that automatically valorizes anyone who wears a uniform. How dare you insult a soldier! Like its some sacred calling instead of an imperial employment program steeped in the culture of machismo and misogyny.(And you can gasp as theatrically as you want I spent more than two decades wearing a uniform that is exactly what it is.)
- Stan Goff
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Image of Fred Shero
I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.
- Fred Shero
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Image of Sarah Polley
We're still at a point where women [directors] aren't allowed to be mad visionaries. We have to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that we're responsible, that we can handle it, that we've got all our ducks in a row . . . most women who direct always come in on budget, always come in on schedule, and if they were wild and irresponsible it would not be put down to brilliance, but to a general flakiness.
- Sarah Polley
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Image of Robin Cook
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!
- Robin Cook
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Image of Barry Cryer
Quick: noise made by a dyslexic duck
- Barry Cryer
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Image of Alain Ducasse
Cuisine has become too complicated - this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce.
- Alain Ducasse
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Image of Jack Dempsey
Honey, I just forgot to duck.
- Jack Dempsey
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Image of Bun B
My parents are from a whole different culture. My parents are from small-town Louisiana. It's like, if it walk like a duck, talk like a duck, then it's a duck. And if you ain't quacking, you ain't no duck.
- Bun B
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Image of Jase Robertson
If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
- Jase Robertson
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Image of Diem Brown
No matter how organized your ducks are, life can turn on 2 seconds. So, you can't keep on waiting. Because, if you keep on waiting, it's gone.
- Diem Brown
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Image of Cody Lundin
Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
- Cody Lundin
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Image of Chubby Checker
Wiggle like a stick, wobble like a duck, that's what you do when you do the Hucklebuck.
- Chubby Checker
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Image of John Burnham Schwartz
Along the wide curving moat surrounding the palace, rows of cherry trees announced the end of their seasonal beauty. Some of the trees were weeping: blossoms in white and palest pink, ponderous with decreptitude, eddying on the brown water, stirred by the paddling of ducks.
- John Burnham Schwartz
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Image of Gene Hackman
Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute.
- Gene Hackman
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Image of Mitch Hedberg
I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
- Mitch Hedberg
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Image of Richard Shepard
Same thing for the bad guy. People were really after this guy Radovan Karadicz. But I came up with a combination of several people, who then became The Fox. That's who Simon Hunt and Duck are after. I did that so I could have freedom with what The Fox said and did, so that I didn't have to be stuck. Certain things I wanted to stay to the truth. Certain things I changed, and certain things are the facts.
- Richard Shepard
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Image of Mark Levin
The only dynasty I like is the Duck Dynasty.
- Mark Levin
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Image of Kieran Hebden
People ask me about all sorts of sounds. There's a sound of a screeching toy or a rubber duck and everybody asks me about that, but it was an absolutely random thing, just a cool sound.
- Kieran Hebden
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Image of A-Trak
I love disco and we sample it a lot for Duck Sauce. For me, that sound is kind of a new manifestation.
- A-Trak
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Image of Eddy de Clercq
Even nowadays some people see me as a "vreemde eend in de bijt" [translated literally as the strange duck in the pond. In other words, an outsider].
- Eddy de Clercq
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Image of Ronald Reagan
Honey, I forgot to duck
- Ronald Reagan
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Image of Karl Pilkington
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
- Karl Pilkington
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Image of Nicholas Sparks
What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.
- Nicholas Sparks
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Image of Phil Robertson
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.
- Phil Robertson
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Image of Terry Pratchett
A push-and-go wooden duck on wheels can cause quite a lot of damage if wielded with enough force.
- Terry Pratchett
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Image of Michael  Grant
Superpowers, don't always make you a superhero. - Duck
- Michael Grant
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Image of Richard Russo
Who but an English professor would threaten to kill a duck a day and hold up a goose as an example?
- Richard Russo
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Image of Phil Robertson
To me, there is no such thing as a trash duck. There are ducks that are a lot better to eat than other ducks. But a duck is just that.
- Phil Robertson
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Image of Lauren Myracle
They're not chicks. They're ducks.
- Lauren Myracle
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Image of Michelle Pfeiffer
I still look like a duck.
- Michelle Pfeiffer
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Image of Lauren Myracle
Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!
- Lauren Myracle
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Image of Julia Quinn
There was a certain history to this. While heavily pregnant with Amelia, she had asked him if she was radiant or if she just looked like a waddling duck. He told her she’d looked like a radiant duck. This had not been the correct answer.
- Julia Quinn
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Image of Dorothy Parker
[On William Lyon Phelps's Happiness:] It is second only to a rubber duck as the ideal bathtub companion. It may be held in the hand without causing muscular fatigue ... and it may be read through before the water has cooled. And if it slips down the drain pipe, all right, it slips down the drain pipe.
- Dorothy Parker
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Image of Terry Pratchett
Got to be worth a try, I suppose," said Crowley. "It's not as if I haven't got lots of other work to do, God knows." His forehead creased for a moment, and then he slapped the steering wheel triumphantly. "Ducks!" he shouted. "What?" "That's what water slides off!" Aziraphale took a deep breath. "Just drive the car, please," he said wearily.
- Terry Pratchett
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Image of Christopher Moore
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers? Mrs. Ling: Could be . . . . You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
- Christopher Moore
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Image of Ambrose Bierce
Duck-bill, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.
- Ambrose Bierce
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Image of Louise Rennison
Cor, love a duck. And also Lawks-a-mercy. I said that inwardly, but outwardly I said, "Blimey, and also, what larks.
- Louise Rennison
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