Top Drunk Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Drunk quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
A drunk tongue is an honest one in my opinion.Collection: Drunk
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheekCollection: Drunk
Drink without getting drunk Love without suffering jealousy Eat without overindulging Never argue And once in a while, with great discretion, misbehaveCollection: Drunk
By the time dessert arrives I am usually so drunk, I can't remember what I'm serving.Collection: Drunk
There is nothing left to do but get drunk.Collection: Drunk
There's nothing left . . . but to get drunk.Collection: Drunk
We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.Collection: Drunk
Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.Collection: Drunk
The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk.Collection: Drunk
Alcoholism, tobacco, drunk driving, these things will always be with us. There's always going to be a certain percentage of any population that is addicted to certain substances.Collection: Drunk
Life is a drink and you get drunk when you're young...Collection: Drunk
We see God and the devil making fools of each other, and we nurture in ourselves the absolutely unshakable conviction that both of them are drunk.Collection: Drunk
He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.Collection: Drunk
Get drunk, Austin, have a love affair. It would be a tragedy to die and discover that you hadn't completely used up your body.Collection: Drunk
Always be drunk ... Get drunk militantly. Just get drunk.Collection: Drunk
I become drunk as circumstances dictate.Collection: Drunk
Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.Collection: Drunk
Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober.Collection: Drunk
I found out water can be drunk straight.Collection: Drunk
Heaven preserve me from littleness and pleasantness and smoothness. Give me great glaring vices, and great glaring virtues, but preserve me from the neat little neutral ambiguities. Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent. Live fully, live passionately, live disastrously. Let's live, you and I, as none have ever lived before.Collection: Drunk
Be wicked, be brave, be drunk, be reckless, be dissolute, be despotic, be a suffragette, be anything you like, but for pity's sake be it to the top of your bent.Collection: Drunk
Sometimes I get a little drunk, sometimes I get a little out of it, sometimes I get out of tune onstage, but that's something that shouldn't be dissectedCollection: Drunk
What's the Use of Getting Sober (When You Gonna Get Drunk Again)Collection: Drunk
There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.Collection: Drunk
Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.Collection: Drunk
Even drunk, I knew any escape plan that involved going to Detroit, Michigan, was a harbinger of doom.Collection: Drunk
Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.Collection: Drunk
Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.Collection: Drunk
Like a bird on a wire, like a drunk in a midnight choir, I have tried in my way to be free!!Collection: Drunk
There is nothing worse than bad drunk acting.Collection: Drunk
If tears were liquor/ I'd have drunk myself sick.Collection: Drunk
Ed Balls is like a drunk trying to drink his way out of alcoholism.Collection: Drunk
Friends don't let heads drive drunk!Collection: Drunk
Nationalism is like cheap alcohol. First it makes you drunk, then it makes you blind, then it kills you.Collection: Drunk
The semi-colon is a burp, a hiccup. It's a drunk staggering out of the saloon at 2 a.m., grabbing your lapels on the way and asking you to listen to one more story.Collection: Drunk
Putting my face in food is not a habit I have unless I'm really drunk.Collection: Drunk
There's nothing inherently interesting about being a drunk -- in fact, quite the contrary.Collection: Drunk
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.Collection: Drunk
There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.Collection: Drunk
I never played drunk. Hung over, yes, but never drunk.Collection: Drunk
I didn't want to be like a punch-drunk fighter, going around and reliving the big moment.Collection: Drunk
Let's face it, we're skunk drunk and it's because of money. It's almost like we all need to enter Betty Ford Clinic 2.0 together. This time, it's not stock market money but private equity, M&A, VCs and to some degree the reckless abandonment of logic by some advertisers who are perpetuating what is sure to end badly when the economy turns. Hubris is back my friends.Collection: Drunk
Tommy Dorsey was the last of the band leaders... He was ahead of his time; if he got drunk, he got difficult, but then who the hell isn't difficult when you get drunk.Collection: Drunk
Be IN it. Get drunk in the moment.Collection: Drunk
I'm drunk on the fiery elixer of beauty.Collection: Drunk
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floorCollection: Drunk
I'd say Ernest Hemingway would be a blast to get drunk with.Collection: Drunk
I liked you better when you were drunk .Collection: Drunk