We are men on a budget. I mean, why go all the way to Amsterdam when you can just go to Harry Hines?Collection: Mean
I feel like a drummer with no sticks and somebody keeps farting on my snare drum.Collection: Drunk
Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.Collection: Jesus
You can't kill rock and roll without a silver bullet because she's a werewolf.Collection: Rocks