Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. We'll both be right about the color we see, even though we disagree on what color the wall is. Being able to realize that the other person has a valid point, even if you disagree with it, that's maturity.Collection: Wall
It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.Collection: Fool
Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.Collection: Dog
You only live once, so enjoy the ride.Collection: You Only Live Once
A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.Collection: Cat
A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.Collection: Flower
Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.Collection: Winning
Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.Collection: Girl
Life is like the ocean. You can either be the ball floating on the waves, or make your own waves.Collection: Ocean
Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.Collection: Real
Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm not so sure the world even needed ONE 50 Shades of Grey.Collection: Book
Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.Collection: Good Things
Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.Collection: Art
Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.Collection: Dog
How love works: Proximity leads to intimacy, and intimacy leads to a relationship. In other words, people who are around each other a lot, get close, and end up hooking up. So it’s no great mystery why bosses and secretaries or co-workers or classmates end up dating each other.Collection: Romance