I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.Collection: Car
I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?
People have criticised me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.
I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less.
Everybody in life has something that they get knocked down on. The object lesson here is not that you get knocked down - it is that you get up.
I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
I have to admit I didn't do as much as I should have back when I was mayor, but now we're getting it done. It's not where you've been but where you're going.
White folks may let you in their country clubs to play golf, invite you out to dinner, take you out to play tennis, but when it comes to dividing up the money, that's a whole 'nother story.
Why should blacks feel elated about seeing men walk on the moon when millions of poor blacks and whites don't have enough money to buy food to eat on earth?
What dragged me down was not being mayor - it was insecurity, the need to be accepted by everyone, the pleasure syndrome. That's what brought me down.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.Collection: Funny
There are two kinds of truth. There are real truths, and there are made up truths.Collection: Real
I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man.Collection: Christian
If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.Collection: Stupid
I had my bad times. But the good news is that every time this has happened I've taken full responsibility for it. I don't try to duck it, I don't try to dodge it, I don't try to bullshit about it. Truth crushed to the ground will rise again. And that's what my life has been about.Collection: Taken
We got to do something about these Asians coming in and opening up business and dirty shops. They ought to go.Collection: Dirty
There is a sort of an unwritten code in Washington, among the underworld and the hustlers and these other guys that I am their friend.Collection: Guy
And no offense, but let’s grow our own teachers, let’s grow our own nurses—and so that we don’t have to be scrounging around in our community clinics and other kinds of places—having to hire people from somewhere else.Collection: Teacher
People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.Collection: People
The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather.Collection: Weather
People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!Collection: Responsibility
Our neighbors in Virginia are just as responsible for these killings as the criminals are because they won't pass strong gun [control] legislation.Collection: Strong
My personal view is very simple: What happens in your bedroom, it's up to you. If you want to use gay marriage as an affectionate kind of thing you're doing, do it.Collection: Gay
Jesse ain't running nothin' but his mouth.Collection: Running