She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.Collection: Alone
It's about the music and that's it. I'm not an entertainer. But I do entertain people, see what I mean?Collection: Music
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.
I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.
You've seen one of the our gigs you've seen 'em all. But if you're into the music, you'll know that we played better the night before or we can play better.
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
Not everyone can say, 'I'm going to write a classic today.' If that was the case, we'd all be doing it.
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.Collection: Sometimes
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.Collection: Mirrors
Every time I look in the mirror, God looks back.Collection: Mirrors
It gets better and better being me.Collection: Music
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.Collection: Heaven
Yeah, I've mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay . I don't hate them, I don't wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and don't look like they're having a good time.Collection: Hate
I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.Collection: Thinking
I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.Collection: Jealous
Chris Martin looks like a geography teacher.Collection: Teacher
I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.Collection: Writing
Being a lad is what I'm about. I can tell you who isn't a lad - anyone from Blur.Collection: Blur
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it. I'm 24 years old, I've got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I'm gonna go out and 'ave it.Collection: Home
It's nice to do nice things, innit? I'm a nice person, deep down, I do nice things all the time.Collection: Nice
I will always be an Oasis.Collection: Oasis
I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.Collection: Song
I don't know what any of my tunes are about, they're just out there. I'm not good with words. I just say the first thing that comes into my headCollection: Tunes
That's what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We're not getting any younger.Collection: Years
I definitely prefer to be in a band. There's too many solo people, and bands are suffering. There's too many great bands that have split up because somebody's got an ego, and then he goes solo.Collection: People
I love the Beatles. What more can I say? I'm not gonna lie to you. I love 'em. They make me happy. And I think they were the best, and still are.Collection: Lying