John Mayer

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May this be the year that things go your way most of the time, and when they don't, may you have great friends to lean on.
- John Mayer
Collection: Years
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I'm interested in living more of a life that's invisible to everybody and more vibrant to a fewer people that are in my life.
- John Mayer
Collection: People
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You gotta be able to explain things to yourself when the lights go off and you get in the bed. You gotta deal with you at the end of the day.
- John Mayer
Collection: Light
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The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know, when sad tries to bite its lip and not cry, and smile and say, "No I'm happy for you"? Thats when it's really sad.
- John Mayer
Collection: Trying
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Anybody who tells you to have a fallback plan are people who had a fallback plan, didn’t follow their dreams, and don’t want you to either.
- John Mayer
Collection: Dream
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I'm someone who would like to act like I don't care, but I care.
- John Mayer
Collection: Care
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Numb is the new deep, done with the old me, and talk is the same cheap it's been.
- John Mayer
Collection: Done
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So scared of getting older I'm only good at being young So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun.
- John Mayer
Collection: Games
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In a time when everything can be next day and ordered and put on credit and paid for, music to me is promise, all promise, very little realization. It's the promise of walking into a room with a guitar and not being sure you will leave with an idea that will take, not being sure it won't slip away from you.
- John Mayer
Collection: Next Day
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Songs can be Trojan horses, taking charged ideas and sneaking past the ego's defenses and into the open mind.
- John Mayer
Collection: Song
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She's perfect, so flawless, I'm not impressed.
- John Mayer
Collection: Perfect
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Who says I can't be free from all of the things that I used to be?
- John Mayer
Collection: Used
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I remember playing the guitar through the amplifier facing out the window of my house onto the street in the summer time - that was social media in 1992.
- John Mayer
Collection: Summer
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Yeah, Under The Table And Dreaming shaped the way that I think about writing songs.
- John Mayer
Collection: Dream
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I was smart enough to know it would probably make me a salable item for the paparazzi. I knew I'd have to move to a home that had a gate. But that pearl of possibility that lives in your heart when you meet somebody you want to know more about has such a different molecular density than everything else that you have to pursue it.
- John Mayer
Collection: Smart
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I wanna run through the halls of my high school, I wanna scream at the top of my lungs. I just found out there's no such thing as the real world, just a lie you've got to rise above.
- John Mayer
Collection: Education
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I'm pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.
- John Mayer
Collection: Accountability
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I find myself in situations that I know would be unbelievable pictures and I have to gauge, Is this worth taking the camera out? Am I gonna lose the moment? Am I gonna get a dirty look from Sting?
- John Mayer
Collection: Dirty
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The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You're coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song is still 4 minutes long…I realized about a year ago that I couldn't have a complete thought anymore. And I was a tweetaholic. I had four million twitter followers, and I was always writing on it. And I stopped using twitter as an outlet and I started using twitter as the instrument to riff on, and it started to make my mind smaller and smaller and smaller. And I couldn't write a song.
- John Mayer
Collection: Song
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They read all the books, but they can't find the answers.
- John Mayer
Collection: Education
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Half of my heart’s got a grip on the situation, half of my heart takes time.
- John Mayer
Collection: Heart
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Disappointment has a name, it's heartbreak
- John Mayer
Collection: Love
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I came from the last couple of years in a generation where we didn't have a computer around so we didn't waste as much time on the internet as we do now so I had large chuncks of time which to devote to doing something.
- John Mayer
Collection: Couple
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Half of my heart's got a real good imagination, half of my heart's got you. . .Half of my hearts got a right mind to tell you that half of my heart won't do.
- John Mayer
Collection: Real
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Everybody enjoys arguing about the current state of music because it feels as if you are talking about something incredibly important, yet it requires little understanding of the subject matter at hand. It's like world politics meets the pink questions in Trivial Pursuit. Points are made but nothing gets accomplished.
- John Mayer
Collection: Hands
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Sometimes I wish that I was a bong hit, you'd let me in and you would love every minute.
- John Mayer
Collection: Alcohol
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I mean, I’m quite happy. I’m happy in all aspects of my life. I'm very happy in all aspects of my life.
- John Mayer
Collection: Aspect
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The minute hand moves faster than you think it does.
- John Mayer
Collection: Philosophy
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I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’
- John Mayer
Collection: Needs
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If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again.
- John Mayer
Collection: Goodbye
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What I enjoy about the live experience is getting onstage, being handed a guitar that is in tune, taking it off mute, knowing that the very moment I want to play a note, I can play it. People are waiting on me and I'm waiting on me, and I have no idea what I'm going to play. That's the biggest joy in life.
- John Mayer
Collection: Guitar
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We just feel like we don't have the means, To rise above and beat it. So we keep waiting, Waiting on the world to change...
- John Mayer
Collection: Mean
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Stop falling in love with everything that lets you down, even if your hands are shaking and your faith is broken, even as the eyes are closing, do it with a heart wide open. Say what you need to say.
- John Mayer
Collection: Falling In Love
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I'm having the time of my life figuring out this next move.
- John Mayer
Collection: Moving
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Tore up my heart and shut it down. Nothing to do, nowhere to be. A simple little kind of free. Nothing to do, no one but me, and that's all I need. I'm perfectly lonely.
- John Mayer
Collection: Lonely
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I went to my library, right? And I started to research the Bill of Rights and I did not technically find anything that said all Americans shall eat shrimp with whoever they like. But, I found some things that are close enough to infer that I am within my legal rights to enjoy seafood with whomever I choose.
- John Mayer
Collection: Rights
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I mean there are so many different colors of life, of feeling, of articulation... so when I meet someone who's an 8-color type... I'm like, 'Hey girl, magenta!' and she's like, 'Oh, you mean purple!' and she goes off on her purple thing, and I'm like, 'No - I want magenta!'
- John Mayer
Collection: Girl
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I can't describe it in words, but I can see it in my head, its color, its light, its shapes, and I've managed to synthesize my love for myself by way of many different reasonings and processes, and I've been able to really synthesize my own satisfaction and things that do it for me. They've usually been self-taught, self-instructed, self-refined. So to be with anybody else has to somewhat lie in that comfort zone I've created with myself so well.
- John Mayer
Collection: Lying
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The outcome of a still veracitless life. Am I livin' it right?
- John Mayer
Collection: Unanswered Questions
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I am who I am because of Dave Matthews Band
- John Mayer
Collection: Who I Am
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Fathers be good to your daughters, daughters will love like you do. Girls become lovers, who turn into mothers, so mothers be good to your daughters, too.
- John Mayer
Collection: Girl
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I've always said I've got the coolest fans, and I brag about you like grandchildren when I talk to other artists.
- John Mayer
Collection: Artist
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We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.
- John Mayer
Collection: Long
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I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life.
- John Mayer
Collection: Serious
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I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.
- John Mayer
Collection: Space
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God only knows how much I'd love you if you let me, but I can't break through at all.
- John Mayer
Collection: Love