Top Alcohol Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Alcohol quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of Weihui Zhou
Her life was like a burst of wild, flowing Chinese calligraphy, written under the influence of alcohol.
- Weihui Zhou
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Neil Strauss
Alcohol has never caused anyone to do something they didn't want to do. It only enables them to do what they've always wanted but have instead repressed.
- Neil Strauss
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Jeffrey Bernard
My misdeeds are accidental happenings and merely the result of having been in the wrong bar or bed at the wrong time, say most days between midday and midnight.
- Jeffrey Bernard
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Koren Zailckas
I once heard someone say that the concept of moderation seems a little extreme, and tonight...I agree.
- Koren Zailckas
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Nikki Sixx
Alcohol, acid, cocaine... they were just affairs. When I met heroin it was true love.
- Nikki Sixx
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Tim Minchin
It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days
- Tim Minchin
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Image of Bill Murray
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
- Bill Murray
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Image of David Niven
Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.
- David Niven
Collection: Alcohol
Image of John Mortimer
We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol.
- John Mortimer
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Image of Michka Assayas
My point about alcohol is that if you abuse something, it abuses you back.
- Michka Assayas
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Image of Pamela Dean
It did occur to me that the effect of good literature may be as dizzying as that of alcohol.
- Pamela Dean
Collection: Alcohol
Image of The Notorious B.I.G.
First comes the cash, then comes the ass, then come big blunts with chunks of hash.
- The Notorious B.I.G.
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Gary Shteyngart
Alcohol causes a lot of problems, and then to solve these problems, you drink more.
- Gary Shteyngart
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Jerry Stahl
It's not like I was an alkie or anything. Alcohol is for cleaning needles
- Jerry Stahl
Collection: Alcohol
Image of George Thorogood
Everybody funny, now you funny too.
- George Thorogood
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Herman Wouk
About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.
- Herman Wouk
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Travis Tritt
A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore.
- Travis Tritt
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Tammara Webber
Alcohol removes inhibitions. It doesn't trigger criminal violence where there was none before.
- Tammara Webber
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Christopher Rice
Honestly, in retrospect, I would wish for future generations to have the ability to have a coming out process that was less alcohol-soaked than mine was.
- Christopher Rice
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Griffith Edwards
Alcohol is a pervasive fact of life, but an extraordinary fact-pleasurable and destructive, anathematized and adulated, and deeply ambiguous ... the genie in the bottle.
- Griffith Edwards
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Image of David Strickland
I would never have discovered alcohol.
- David Strickland
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Joe E. Lewis
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
- Joe E. Lewis
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Tommy Chong
And I don't really drink alot of booze, alcohol will kill ya... but I smoke all the pot I can find, I don't smoke it all at once, I just do a little bit at a time, and I uh, I used to take acid but I quit around 1971.
- Tommy Chong
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Jake Anderson
I can't stop once I've started.... it stings!
- Jake Anderson
Collection: Alcohol
Image of George Saintsbury
Alcoholic drinks, rightly used, are good for body and soul alike, but as a restorative of both there is nothing like brandy.
- George Saintsbury
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Coluche
Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.
- Coluche
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Matthias de l'Obel
Some brewers of Ale and Beere doe put it into their drinke to make it more heady, fit to please drunkards, who thereby, according to their several dispositions, become either dead drunke, or foolish drunke, or madde drunke.
- Matthias de l'Obel
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Steve Miller
Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill.
- Steve Miller
Collection: Alcohol
Image of N. F. Simpson
Sanity is an illusion caused by alcohol deficiency.
- N. F. Simpson
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Barnabe Rich
There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he prays.
- Barnabe Rich
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Milton R. Hunter
The devil has never found a better tool in the history of the world to destroy the happiness of human beings than liquor.
- Milton R. Hunter
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Big Pun
Snorting cocaine is like feeding pork to the brain.
- Big Pun
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Dave Dutton
I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's
- Dave Dutton
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Padgett Powell
Cholesterol to go with alcohol; all the bad things in English-speaking life end in -ol.
- Padgett Powell
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Forsake Alcohol, eat grapes instead!
- Recep Tayyip Erdogan
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Helen Fielding
I will not Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.
- Helen Fielding
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Image of Walt Frazier
I'm not a guy who did drugs or drank alcohol. I had a good work ethic and gave back to the community.
- Walt Frazier
Collection: Alcohol
Image of J.J. Cale
If you've got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine.
- J.J. Cale
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Bill N. Lacy
I used alcohol for my panic attacks, to manage stressors.
- Bill N. Lacy
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Dan Fogelberg
We drank a toast to innocence, we drank a toast to now. And tried to reach beyond the emptiness, but neither one knew how.
- Dan Fogelberg
Collection: Alcohol
Image of William Oldys
Busy, curious, thirsty fly, Drink with me, and drink as I.
- William Oldys
Collection: Alcohol
Image of John Amaechi
I would just never want to have someone come out for the greater good who was a celebrity and then find them slipping into like Lohanville with alcohol or drugs or something else just because they couldn't cope.
- John Amaechi
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Robert Palmer
No pills gonna cure my ill.
- Robert Palmer
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Snoop Dogg
Rolling down the street, smoking indo, sippin' on gin and juice.
- Snoop Dogg
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Vikas Swarup
The one conclusion I have reached is that whiskey is a great leveler. You might be a hotshot advertising executive or a lowly foundry worker, but if you cannot hold your drink, you are just a drunkard.
- Vikas Swarup
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Kirsten Gillibrand
Each campus should absolutely investigate the use of alcohol, the prevalence of alcohol, and its role in sexual assault. We know that predators will use alcohol as a weapon. We know they will use drugs as a weapon.
- Kirsten Gillibrand
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Claudia Shear
Being fat is the absolute nadir of the misfit. You're a misfit because nothing fits. You don't fit in. You're not fit. You're fat. Fat doesn't have the poetic cachet of alcohol, the whiff of danger in the drug of choice. You're just fat. Being fat is so un-American, so unattractive, unerotic, unfashionable, undisciplined, unthinkable, uncool. It makes you invisible. It makes you conspicuous.
- Claudia Shear
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Adam Rogers
Our relationship with alcohol is a hologram for how human beings relate to the natural world. When you get to that level of brown liquor - an age distillate of a fermented thing, grain that we learned how to plant and make grow - it is in some ways the best expression of what humans are able to do. Nobody else can make that! And it's delicious.
- Adam Rogers
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Sammy Hagar
So many things can get you high, I'm gonna try them all just once before I die.
- Sammy Hagar
Collection: Alcohol
Image of Emmylou Harris
I was feeling single, seeing double, wound up in a whole lotta trouble.
- Emmylou Harris
Collection: Alcohol