Eoin Colfer
The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.Collection: Past
So, let's make a deal: If you do not voice all the withering comments about the weight or uselessness of this jacket that are no doubt swirling in that big brain of yours, then I will not mention the super-laser episode again. Agreed?" This jacket is really cutting into my shoulders, thought Artemis. And it's so heavy that I could not outrun a slug. But he said, "Agreed.Collection: Cutting
Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from you..." ... "What is it?" [Holly] asked, afraid of the answer, which must surely be terrible. "Yeah," agreed Foaly, who always had time to feel insulted. "Why am I an imbecile?Collection: Stupid
Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.Collection: Firsts
I have always loved ‘Stig of the Dump.’ I think reading that book made me officially realise that I was a reader.Collection: Reading
The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you’re not going to stop just because one series is over; you’re going to go and find something else.Collection: Reading
When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kids couldn’t.Collection: Reading
If you’re going to read five books, three should be issues and two for fun.Collection: Fun
Listen to me, convict. I have not traveled all this way to listen to your war stories. So shut your trap before I shut it for you. Commander Julius Root.Collection: Stories