People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love.Collection: Love
It is better to know how to learn than to know.Collection: Inspirational
Don't conform for the sake of pleasing others. Mold yourself into the person that you want to be.Collection: Pleasing Others
I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will not eat them with a fox, i will not eat them here of there i will not eat them anywhere, I do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i amCollection: Eggs
It came without ribbions, It cames without tags, It came without packages, boxes, or bags. Christmas can't be bought from a store. Maybe Christmas means a little bit more.Collection: Mean
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.Collection: Pants
Teeth are always in style.Collection: Inspirational
There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.Collection: Inspirational
You can't dribble on bow ties.Collection: Ties
Nothing is going to change, unless someone does something soonCollection: Doe
Unslumping yourself is not easily done.Collection: Done
Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all. Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be, with the whole wide world watching you win on TV. Except when they don't Because, sometimes they won't. I'm afraid that some times you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you.Collection: Lonely
Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're real quite lucky.Collection: Inspirational
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find, for a mind maker-upper to make up his mindCollection: Life
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.Collection: Memorable
I know I am in love because I am finding it difficult to fall asleep nowadays. This is because after having you around me now I find that reality is better than dreams.Collection: Dream
So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact.Collection: Positive
Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.Collection: Fun
You will come to a place where the streets are not marked. Some windows are lighted. but mostly they're darked. But mostly they're darked. A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin! Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in? How much can you lose? How much can you win?Collection: Winning
If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day, You have to go places quite out of the way, You have to go places no others can get to. You have to get cold and you have too get wet, too.Collection: Want
A Wasn’t just isn't. He just isn't present. But you… You ARE YOU! And, now isn't that pleasant!Collection: Pleasant
I still climb Mount Everest just as often as I used to. I play polo just as often as I used to. But to walk down to the hardware store I find a little bit more difficultCollection: Play
Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad.Collection: Dad
And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.Collection: Scare
Being crazy isn't enough.Collection: Inspirational
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.Collection: Nature
Think they work you too hard? Think of poor Ali Sard. He has to mow grass in his uncle's backyard and its quick growing grass and it grows as he mows it the faster he mows it the faster he grows it. And all that his stingy old uncle will pay for his shoving mower around the hay is piffulous pay of two dooklas a day. And Ali can't live on such piffulous pay!Collection: Uncles
All those Nupboards in the Cupboards they're good fun to have about. But that Nooth gush on my tooth brush.....Him I could do without.Collection: Fun
A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.Collection: Writing
Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump.Collection: Men
I don't like audiences, I prefer my mistakes in private.Collection: Mistake
I am the Lorax! I speak for the trees, Which you seem to be chopping as fast as you please; But I also speak for the brown Barbaloots, Who frolicked and played in their Barbaloot suits, Happily eating Truffula fruits. Now, since you've chopped the trees to the ground There's not enough Truffula fruit to go 'round! And my poor Barbaloots are all feeling the crummies Because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies.Collection: Tree
And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.Collection: Beast
For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.Collection: Guests
You are you. Now, isn't that unpleasant?Collection: Inspirational
It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head.Collection: Said
The words in this book are all phooey. When you say them, your lips will make slips and back flips and your tongue may end up in Saint Looey!Collection: Book
It has often been said there’s so much to be read, you never can cram all those words in your head. So the writer who breeds more words than he needs is making a chore for the reader who reads. That's why my belief is the briefer the brief is, the greater the sigh of the reader's relief is. And that's why your books have such power and strength. You publish with shorth! (Shorth is better than length.)Collection: Book
Shorth is better than length.Collection: Length
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]Collection: Children
Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.Collection: Cute
Day Play We play all day. Night Fight We fight all night.Collection: Fighting
You can't build a substantial V out of turtles!Collection: Turtles
This book is to be read in bed.Collection: Book
I box in yellow Gox box socks.Collection: Yellow
The ribbons! The wrappings! The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!Collection: Christmas
And what would you do if you met a jibboo?Collection: Mets
Too different from other juveniles on the market to warrant its selling.Collection: Different