I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.Collection: Life
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle bottle paddle battle.Collection: Fighting
Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks.Collection: Book
How did it get so late so soon?Collection: Teacher
Sometimes crazy just isn't enough.Collection: Crazy
Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!Collection: Fun
A life is a life no matter how smallCollection: Matter
You ought to be thankful a hole heaping lot, for The places and people you're lucky you're not!Collection: Inspirational
Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.Collection: Girl
The Lorax: Which way does a tree fall? The Once-ler: Uh, down? The Lorax: A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.Collection: Fall
Look at life through the wrong end of the telescope.Collection: Cells
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.Collection: Happiness
Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.Collection: Fun
You’re never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child.Collection: Book
Kid, you’ll move mountains.Collection: Moving
Oh the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!Collection: Fun
I’m afraid that sometimes you’ll play lonely games too. Games you can’t win ’cause you’ll play against you.Collection: Lonely
Sleep is like the unicorn – it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.Collection: Doubt
Children’s reading and children’s thinking are the rock-bottom base upon which this country will rise.Collection: Country
When you’re in a Slump, you’re not in for much fun. Un-slumping yourself is not easily done.Collection: Fun
If you’d never been born, then you might be an Isn’t! An Isn’t has no fun at all. No, he disn’t.Collection: Fun