Dan Quayle
I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.
If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime.
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
We will move forward, we will move upward, and yes, we will move onward.
The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.
We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
It shows 'us vs. them', and I'm on the 'us' side.
El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice.
I just don't believe in the basic concept that someone should make their whole career in public service.
Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.
I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America.
The thing is, if you control the Senate meetings, you control the gavel. And the gavel is a very important instrument... an instrument of power. An instrument that establishes the agenda.
It's rural America. It's where I came from. We always refer to ourselves as real America. Rural America, real America, real, real, America.
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.
They need help, and we have helped, and we are here to help. And we are helping, and we're going to continue to help.
I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child.
People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.
Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get - The Future!
When I talked to him on the phone yesterday. I called him George rather than Mr. Vice President. But, in public, it's Mr. Vice President, because that is who he is.
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
People are not homeless if they're sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns.Collection: Sleep
I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.Collection: Stupidity
No, I had no problem communicating with Latin American heads of state - though now I do wish I had paid more attention to Latin when I was in high school.Collection: Latin
It would be a serious mistake to replace a seasoned statesman with a tempermental tycoon who has no respect for the constitution.Collection: Mistake
It would be bad for the economy if we have another Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy, Jimmy Carter, Jimmy Carter grain embargo, Jimmy Carter grain embargo.Collection: Would Be
Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooledCollection: Funny
It's immoral to parent irresponsibly... And it doesn't help matters any when prime time tv, like "Murphy Brown", a character who is supposed to represent a successful career woman of today, mocks the importance of the father by bearing a child alone, and calling it just another "lifestyle choice." Marriage is probably the best anti-poverty program there is... Even though our cultural leaders in Hollywood, network TV, the national newspapers routinely jeer at [such values] I think most of us in this room know that some things are good, and other things are wrong.Collection: Children
In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get the future.Collection: Politics
Public Speaking is very easy.Collection: Politics
Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a-it is different than the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.Collection: Unique
Abortion is not an issue with the American people. It is a figment of your imagination if you think that this is an issue that is talked about a lot.Collection: Thinking
It's not just enough to change the president if we want to change America.Collection: America
[The US is] naked, absolutely nude, to attack [by the Soviets].Collection: Naked
We'll let the sunshine in and shine on us, because today we're happy and tomorrow we'll be even happier.Collection: Sunshine
I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.Collection: Optimistic
I think especially in her position, a highly successful professional woman, it would be a real exception to have an unwed child.Collection: Children
Who's responsible for the riots? The rioters!Collection: Stupid
Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me ... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler ... I'm Doctor Spin.Collection: Doctors