My passion for 'Star Trek' is actually rooted in my love of television and the art of franchise and a premise designed to stick people together that have to figure out what to do.
I'm from Wisconsin so I always feel a little nauseous about begging and trying to trick people into liking me.
Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.
I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.
I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories.
Eight o'clock is hard no matter what network you're on because people have to make a decision to sit down and start watching TV. Every other time slot is a time slot that happens after someone's watching something else.
I care very much what the fans think. I'm starting to loosen my grip on caring about what critics say, because I think that critics care about what fans think of them, too, so there's a little bit of a refraction there, through that glass.
I am a collaborator with everyone who agrees that I need to be in control. I happily collaborate with my loyalists.
I wish that television would stop selling our hatred of ourselves, and start seducing us with our love of ourselves.
Well, the average person comes home from work really tired, and just wants to flip through channels until they land on the thing that's the least objectionable to them. They're not looking for their new favorite TV show because they know that that search will take forever and they'll go to bed unhappy.
When you watch the sitcoms that were the big hits when I was growing up, TV was still just TV. It was allowed to just be TV. There were three channels that were competing for the whole family and you couldn't take your business elsewhere.
People often ask me about what constitutes a nerd-friendly show - like, does it have to have sci-fi elements? But I think it's just a show that satisfies the secret craving we all have to be obsessed with something and not feel at all stupid about it.
I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.
Everyone knows that there are more people watching any given show than is being registered by the Nielsen system.
When I was a kid I never knew the difference between a sitcom and a drama. I just knew what my parents were watching and what was making them happy.
The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it.
I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.
If your ratings are high and there's money being made, you're allowed to be a perfectionist in television.
The concept of doing holiday episodes is a huge part of what's fantastic about doing TV. And viewers agree; you see the numbers going up for holiday episodes.
There's the same percentage of genius happening in both genders, but there's less women writing scripts and out there looking for the job.
I think women are different, and I think having them in the room is crucial to a family comedy, ensemble comedy, television comedy, where half the eyeballs on your show are women.
None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We hurt others, we hurt ourselves, we make others happy and we please ourselves. We can and should forgive ourselves and each other for that.Collection: Forgiveness
Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do.Collection: World
Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you.Collection: Voice
Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end.Collection: Once Upon A Time
The language we're exchanging, the fillings in our teeth, the pavement on the road outside, everywhere you look, for better or for worse, you're going to see evidence that accepting reality is not a human's tendency, and not what we're good at, and not, in my speculation, what God or Natural Selection hired us to do. We've been hired, by this universe, to dream, to aspire, to make things that weren't real real - and because that involves a lot of failure, we're damn good at doing that, too.Collection: Dream
Wake up in the morning and say, 'I refuse to be a hack,' and see what happens by the end of the day.Collection: Morning
There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge you to keep expressing yourself as honestly as you can, and know that the backpedals and second-guesses really aren't necessary - they don't hurt but they're wasting your time - because when you are truly human, as we all are, and when that is your honest message to anyone, you are beyond reproach, there is no way to screw it up.Collection: Hurt
Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead.Collection: Perfect
Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does.Collection: Hate
You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love storyCollection: Looks
I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose.Collection: Writing
There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the people that will have you think that there are two kinds of people in this world, and there are the 'good; people. There is no good, there is no evil, there is just a war going on between the people that want you to think there's a war going on and the people that know there doesn't have to be one.Collection: War
I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a movie. I don't know if I'm capable of doing that though. I think I'll just end up playing Minecraft and self-destructing.Collection: Dog
I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put myself above them and say, "They don't get it, but it's funny, believe me." If they're not laughing, I'm doing my job wrong.Collection: Believe
Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever.Collection: Hilarious
What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work.Collection: Passion