Bobby Heenan
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?Collection: Graduation
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.Collection: Money
A friend in need is a pest.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
I don't look at myself as a hero or smart person. I have a seventh-grade education, but I've had a lot of fun.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.
I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.
I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.
I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.
Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.
I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.
The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.Collection: Wrestling
You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smileCollection: Wwe
You win some and you lose some. Unless you're Virgil, then you lose them all.Collection: Winning
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask meCollection: Sports
Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.Collection: Two
Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.Collection: Wrestling
Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.Collection: Funny
I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".Collection: Wrestling
And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'Collection: School
Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.Collection: Mom
Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.Collection: Kids
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.Collection: Wwe
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.Collection: Easter
This guy makes coffee nervous.Collection: Coffee
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.Collection: Children
What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?Collection: Eye
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!Collection: Iron
He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!Collection: Wwe
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.Collection: Mom
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.Collection: Missing
The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated.Collection: Winning
I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'Collection: Boys
Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.Collection: Wwe
It's very hard to get out of this hold, that's why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.Collection: Moving
There's a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.Collection: Wrestling