Aisha Tyler
I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I'd still have plenty of other things to do.Collection: Jobs
I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."Collection: Husband
I've always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.Collection: Levels
I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college, I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn't performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.Collection: Growing Up
I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they're already dead and they can't feel it. They don't have feelings.Collection: Nice
I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone's afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.Collection: Couple
They always say some women like to fix people. I don't like to fix people, but you like a challenge.Collection: People
I love it when I come across a word I don't know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren't smart enough to come along with me.Collection: Smart
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.Collection: Girlfriend
I have one girlfriend who is dating right now - she's divorced - and she's on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that's not a real game, but it's my favorite thing to do.Collection: Girlfriend
One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I've always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.Collection: Archer
Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don't want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I'm super-grateful.Collection: Grateful
I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way. I don't want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.Collection: Trying
I grew up on the back of a motorcycle - my dad didn't have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.Collection: Dad
Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be. So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.Collection: People
Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they're always going to be up, and I think that's impossible for anyone.Collection: Mistake
I think diversity in television is important. It's not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity, but I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.Collection: Opportunity
TV always wants more people to be watching.Collection: People
I'm just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can. I've just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.Collection: People
I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done. I wish I could say I'm an architect and planned it this way, foresaw doing all these things, but honestly, I've been lucky that things have come across my path and they've worked out well for me.Collection: Wish
I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person's interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.Collection: People
I was raised by a single dad, so I've always just kind of liked "guys" stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.Collection: Dad
I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.Collection: Running
I liked comedy, but didn't know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.Collection: Comedy
I love to be busy and be challenged. I'm my happiest when I'm under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.Collection: Done
I'm my own boss and my boss is a total ass.Collection: Boss
I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.Collection: Summer
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery—much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.Collection: Girlfriend
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.'Collection: Thinking