Top Redneck Quotes Collection - Page 3
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You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if...you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.Collection: Redneck
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.Collection: Redneck
I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.Collection: Redneck
If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.Collection: Redneck
I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.Collection: Redneck
There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.Collection: Redneck
Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy."Collection: Redneck
Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.Collection: Redneck
The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.Collection: Redneck
Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.Collection: Redneck
The rednecks. Well, you're not going to get there with climate change and [Vladimir] Putin and all the rest of it.Collection: Redneck
Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.Collection: Redneck