Top Redneck Quotes Collection
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The enemy of the black is not the white. The enemy of capitalist is not communist, the enemy of homosexual is not heterosexual, the enemy of Jew is not Arab, the enemy of youth is not the old, the enemy of hip is not redneck, the enemy of Chicano is not gringo and the enemy of women is not men. We all have the same enemy. The enemy is the tyranny of the dull mind. The enemy is every expert who practices technocratic manipulation, the enemy is every proponent of standardization and the enemy is every victim who is so dull and lazy and weak as to allow himself to be manipulated and standardized.Collection: Redneck
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.Collection: Redneck
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.Collection: Redneck
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.Collection: Redneck
Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!Collection: Redneck
Cause I'm a redneck woman.Collection: Redneck
Music saved my life a few times because I could play the stuff rednecks loved. They thought I was great and they wondered why I didn't do that all the time.Collection: Redneck
Elvis' disappearing body is like a flashing event horizon at the edge of the black hole that is America today.Collection: Redneck
I'm against gun control. It's not that I like guns, it's just that allowing Americans to have guns will increase the chances that a bunch of rednecks will blow each other's heads off.Collection: Redneck
At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!Collection: Redneck
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.Collection: Redneck
People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for years, the best friend for years, the redneck for years, the nerd for years and let me tell you...it's better to be a monster than to be a nerd.Collection: Redneck
I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.Collection: Redneck
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.Collection: Redneck
Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.Collection: Redneck
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.Collection: Redneck
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.Collection: Redneck
I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.Collection: Redneck
I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.Collection: Redneck
It's partly the Southernization of America, in that the Southern working-class version of redneck is becoming the national version, and it's good-natured, it has humor and, in some ways, it's a performance.Collection: Redneck
Most of us had never seen a sober redneck before, and we have the Reagan Landslide to testify that none of us ever wants to see one again. It was a horrifying apparition. And ever since Jimmy Carter, all of us rednecks have had to be very careful to be drunk rednecks lest we turn into some kind of awful creature with big buck teeth and a State Department full of human-rights yahoos.Collection: Redneck
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.Collection: Redneck
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.Collection: Redneck
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.Collection: Redneck
I did admire the comments and the music of Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie. And that didn't fly too well in the Deep South. It was not quite redneck enough.Collection: Redneck
It’s just what they are — they’re jokes…most jokes are about Jewish people, rednecks, black folks…I can’t determine what offends another person.Collection: Redneck
"Rednecks" always made me nervous to play, but I'm glad I wrote it and I continue to play it. It's just that the language is so rough.Collection: Redneck
If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.Collection: Redneck
If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneckCollection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.Collection: Redneck