Top Redneck Quotes Collection - Page 2
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You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.Collection: Redneck
Sophisticated people invest their money in stock portfolios. Rednecks invest their money in commemorative plates.Collection: Redneck
If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you own all the components of soap on a rope except the soap.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y'all Doin'?Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.Collection: Redneck
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. RightCollection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if when you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry about is if you can lose them or not.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.Collection: Redneck
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophisticationCollection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.Collection: Redneck
If you think the last four words to the national anthem are " gentleman, start your engines", You might be a redneck.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.Collection: Redneck
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.Collection: Redneck