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Image of Roseanne Barr
My family were hitters. If you made them laugh, they didn't hit you. My dad wouldn't hit me if I got him with humor right between the eyes.
- Roseanne Barr
Collection: Dad
Image of Dave Barry
Kids have *_____ never* taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Dad
Image of Rhys Darby
['Dad's Army' show]was a military thing but also very funny, so it's kind of the two things that I experienced by being a soldier, and I found it very humorous then and there, because of the juxtapositions [and] me and my emotional state.
- Rhys Darby
Collection: Dad
Image of Roseanne Barr
My dad taught me swears when I was a toddler, and I saw, at a really early age, that if I shocked people, I would get approval, and it made my arms itch with glee. I got addicted to it. It became this source of power in a totally powerless life.
- Roseanne Barr
Collection: Dad
Image of Roseanne Barr
We had no religion at all, but we were Jews in New Hampshire, and my sister - who is now a rabbi - said it best: We were, like, the only Jews in Bedford, New Hampshire, as well as the only Democrats, so we just kind of associated those two things together. My dad raised us to believe that paying taxes is an honor.
- Roseanne Barr
Collection: Dad
Image of Rhys Darby
I guess, on my list, going back to some old American stuff and British stuff that I used to love in the '80s, would be a British show called Dad's Army, which recently just turned into a movie.
- Rhys Darby
Collection: Dad
Image of Frank McCourt
I asked my dad what afflicted meant and he said 'Sickness son, and things that don't fit.'
- Frank McCourt
Collection: Dad
Image of Frank McCourt
The master says it’s a glorious thing to die for the Faith and Dad says it’s a glorious thing to die for Ireland and I wonder if there’s anyone in the world who would like us to live.
- Frank McCourt
Collection: Dad
Image of Bill Maher
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the gun accidentally goes off and kills his friend. Only in America is the villain in this commercial not guns or bad parenting, but pot.
- Bill Maher
Collection: Dad
Image of George McGovern
I always thought of myself as a good old South Dakota boy who grew up here on the prairie. My dad was a Methodist minister. I went off to war. I have been married to the same woman forever. I'm what a normal, healthy, ideal American should be like.
- George McGovern
Collection: Dad
Image of Dave Barry
Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Dad
Image of Paul McCartney
There was one moment where they were riding their little ponies in Scotland, and Stella said to me: 'Dad! You're Paul McCartney, aren't you?' 'Yes darling, but I'm Daddy really'.
- Paul McCartney
Collection: Dad
Image of Matthew McConaughey
Each of the films, whether it’s Magic Mike or Dallas Buyers Club, was a challenge for me. I had to dig deeper. Also, my decision to shake things up came after my first child was born. I had taken nearly two years off and I thought that I would enjoy my time as a dad and wait until something interesting came along.
- Matthew McConaughey
Collection: Dad
Image of Seth MacFarlane
My dad always played Anne Murray in the car on the way to the dump when I was a kid.
- Seth MacFarlane
Collection: Dad
Image of Paul McCartney
Hamburg totally wrecked us. I remember getting home to England and my dad thought I was half-dead. I looked like a skeleton, I hadn't noticed the change, I'd been having such a ball!
- Paul McCartney
Collection: Dad
Image of Dolph Lundgren
My dad was in the Swedish armed forces, he was always reading up on different weapons from the Americans and Soviets. When I was a kid, I was in bed looking at his books, reading about the Red Army. So I was very aware of it. I had an interest in military matters ever since.
- Dolph Lundgren
Collection: Dad
Image of Vince McMahon
Pro wrestling is what my dad did.
- Vince McMahon
Collection: Dad
Image of Matthew McConaughey
It's nice when they notice the deep voice from across the house, and they know it's papa. They know it's Dad.
- Matthew McConaughey
Collection: Dad
Image of Dave Barry
For Dad, the perfect Father's Day would be one in which he didn't even realize that it was Father's Day, because nobody was making him appreciate gifts he didn't want, or read greeting cards filled with lame Father's Day poetry.
- Dave Barry
Collection: Dad
Image of Robin McKinley
I didn’t want to know that the monster that lived under your bed when you were a kid not only really is there but used to have a few beers with your dad.
- Robin McKinley
Collection: Dad
Image of Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
When I was younger, my dad did want me to be perfect, so that's probably why that's installed in me to this day. I want to be perfect at whatever I do. I can't help it. It's just installed in me.
- Floyd Mayweather, Jr.
Collection: Dad
Image of Richelle Mead
Half condemn him and write him off as useless like him dad. The other half just shrug and indulge him and say, ‘Well, that’s Adrian.
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Dad
Image of Rachel Maddow
Marine Le Pen is more careful than her dad was about saying things like denying the Holocaust, right? But it`s the same politics. It`s the same modern anti anti-immigrant, anti-and the Semitic, xenophobic authoritarian modern pseudo-fascism.
- Rachel Maddow
Collection: Dad
Image of Peyton Manning
My dad was a class person on and off the field. That's the person I want to be.
- Peyton Manning
Collection: Dad
Image of Brian May
I had this idea... I wanted the sound to sing and have that thickness but yet still have an edge so that it could articulate. So my dad and I designed the guitar... the one that was made from an old fireplace.
- Brian May
Collection: Dad
Image of Marshall McLuhan
You see, Dad, Professor McLuhan says that the environment that man creates becomes his medium for defining his role in it. The invention of type created linear, or sequential thought, separating thought from action. Now, with TV and folk singing, thought and action are closer and social involvement is greater. We again live in a village. Get it?
- Marshall McLuhan
Collection: Dad
Image of John Buffalo Mailer
It's always an interesting question of what was it like as Norman Mailer's son because I could easily turn it back and say what's it like not to. I didn't always realize my dad was Norman Mailer. I always knew he was Dad, and then I forget the exact age when it dawned on me that, you know, he is actually someone who affects the public consciousness of the time. It was amazing. I mean he was a rock star and brilliant and kind and funny and generous and scary when he needed to be and, you know, hard as a father.
- John Buffalo Mailer
Collection: Dad
Image of Richelle Mead
Wow." I hadn't thought Dimitri could be any cooler, but I was wrong. "You beat up your dad. I mean, that's really horrible...what happened. But, wow. You really are a god." He blinked. "What?" "Uh, nothing.
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Dad
Image of Richelle Mead
Well, she was talking to me. That's enough to make anyone lose their temper. And I accused her of sleeping with my dad because he was the soundest evolutionary choice.
- Richelle Mead
Collection: Dad