Top Cookies Quotes Collection

Discover a curated collection of Cookies quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.

Image of J. Lynn
Cookie for you. Cookie for me.
- J. Lynn
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Image of Susan Beth Pfeffer
What about desserts?" I asked. "If the world comes to an end, I'm going to want cookies.
- Susan Beth Pfeffer
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Image of Sandra Bernhard
Not everybody is cookie-cutter. You just can't be. There are too many variables in life.
- Sandra Bernhard
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Image of Ryan Cabrera
Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.
- Ryan Cabrera
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Image of Frank Iero
If you lose count of how many cookies you ate, the calorie intake ceases to exist. True story.
- Frank Iero
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Image of Michael Neill
There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.
- Michael Neill
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Image of Cooper Edens
If there is no happy ending. Make one out of cookie dough.
- Cooper Edens
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Image of Amanda Filipacchi
One of my greatest pleasures in life is promising myself I will not drink, or smoke, or take coke, or do heroin, or eat cookies, then doing it. It's a pleasure that can be repeated daily.
- Amanda Filipacchi
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Image of Mitt Romney
I'm not sure about these cookies ... They came from the local 7/11 bakery, or whatever.
- Mitt Romney
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Image of Nicki Minaj
Fendi on my slippers & my cookies always slippery
- Nicki Minaj
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Image of J. Lynn
It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.
- J. Lynn
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Image of Mehmet Oz
The transfats found in margarine, packaged cookies, crackers and pasta increase fat in your midsection, and can actually redistribute fat from other parts of the body to the belly.
- Mehmet Oz
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Image of Ilona Andrews
Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.
- Ilona Andrews
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Image of Charles M. Schulz
Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!
- Charles M. Schulz
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Image of Sharon Stone
I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough.
- Sharon Stone
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Image of Ilona Andrews
I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.
- Ilona Andrews
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Image of Alexandra Adornetto
Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter some serious thought." "And what have you come up with?" "Cookie," I anounced proudly. Xavier scrunched up his face. "No way." "You don't like it? What about Bumblebee?" "Worse." "Snookie-Wookie?" "Do you have any cyanide?" "Well, some of us are just a bit hard to please.
- Alexandra Adornetto
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Image of Keri Russell
Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general.
- Keri Russell
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Image of Ilona Andrews
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.
- Ilona Andrews
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Image of Rick Riordan
Want a cookie,' Ra said. 'What kind?' 'Weasel cookie.' I'm here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe.
- Rick Riordan
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Image of Emily Oster
Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments.
- Emily Oster
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Image of Bill Cosby
Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.
- Bill Cosby
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Image of Jim Gaffigan
Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.
- Jim Gaffigan
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Image of Daniel Handler
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
- Daniel Handler
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Image of Hoda Kotb
It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?
- Hoda Kotb
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Image of Mignon McLaughlin
Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.
- Mignon McLaughlin
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Image of Demetri Martin
Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.
- Demetri Martin
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Image of Dave Barry
Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
- Dave Barry
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