Top Aspirin Quotes Collection
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You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.Collection: Aspirin
George Brett could get good wood on an aspirin.Collection: Aspirin
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.Collection: Aspirin
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.Collection: Aspirin
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.Collection: Aspirin