Nothing recedes like success.Collection: Success
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.Collection: Friendship
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.Collection: Communication
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.Collection: Relationship
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.
Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.
Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.Collection: Inspirational
Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.Collection: America
America - love it or leave it.Collection: America
It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.Collection: Summer
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!Collection: Marriage
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.Collection: Success
A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.Collection: Art
He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.Collection: Stones
Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.Collection: Tombstone
The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.Collection: Strong
Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.Collection: Hell Hath No Fury