Vivian Stanshall
If I had all the money I'd spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink.Collection: Money
Why can't I be different and unusual... like everyone else?
I'm not different for the sake of being different, only for the desperate sake of being myself. I can't join your gang: you'd think I was a phony and I'd know it.
Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go!
A pale sun poked impudent marmalade fingers through the grizzled lattice glass, and sent the shadows scurrying, like convent girls menaced by a tramp.Collection: Girl
If I had all the money I've spent on drink — I'd spend it on drink.Collection: Drink
If you see something you don't understand, smash it.Collection: Ifs
Like the shock of fondling a raw sausage, blindfold, at a gay party.Collection: Party
I don't know what I want, but I want it NOW!Collection: Want
If you are normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life.Collection: Normal
Five years ago I was a four-stone apology — today I am two separate gorillas.Collection: Apology
Fear is the root of all courage.Collection: Roots
I've never met a man I didn't mutilate.Collection: Men