My natural-born sarcasm, when it's unimpeded, can be a bit overbearing at times and I'm the first to admit that.
When I had people scratchin' my shorts a bit, it played better. We lost a bit of that in all the personnel changes and it's an element we need to get back.
I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best game.
I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy.
Particularly with live TV, I have a really good time reacting in the moment to things that are going on around me. I try to think of the viewers' perspective too.
I tried to steer the student newspaper toward more pertinent information instead of the usual gossip and bull.
Be. Here. NOW. Don't forget to breathe. When all else fails, grab a clown nose.Collection: Noses
When a contestant actually loses consciousness, I think that's a good sign.Collection: Thinking
That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.Collection: Hot
What possibilities exist here? What is presenting itself to me IN THIS MOMENT that I can use? In a very real sense, it's meditation in motion, the practical application of an esoteric practice. And it relies on the acceptance of serendipity. Serendipity, the effect of accidentally discovering something fortunateCollection: Real
Humor requires perspective. Perspective requires focus. Focus requires balance. Balance requires attention to the present moment. In the 'now' one is freed from labels. Success and failure, good luck and bad—they're all constructs of your mind.Collection: Success
I work best when people are here to puncture meCollection: People
People see me on TV and I'm this calm, level headed guy. Honestly, that's the furthest thing from who I am. For a long time I struggled with anger and stress. It was killing me, figuratively and literally.Collection: Stress
I'd like to have a drink with Bill Maher and see how he feels. We were too conservative coming over to Fox from fX, and got ourselves off our best gameCollection: Games