If I'm lucky, in a month from now, best-case scenario, I'm managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.Collection: Lucky
Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.Collection: Men
People always do the right thing for the wrong reason.Collection: People
Let's just say I know a guy who knows a guy who knows another guy.Collection: Guy
Some people are immune to good advice.Collection: People
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?Collection: Expensive
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.Collection: Sorry
All effective actions require the passport of morality.Collection: Morality
My real name's McGill. The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak.Collection: Real
The history of prevailing status quos shows decay and decadence infecting the opulent materialism of the Haves. The spiritual life of the Haves is a ritualistic justification of their possessions.Collection: Spiritual
Make hay while the sun is still shining.Collection: Shining
It is necessary to begin where the world is if we are going to change it to what we think it should be. That means working in the system.Collection: Mean
Every treasure is guarded by dragons. That's how you can tell it's valuable.Collection: Dragons
I caught my second wife screwing my stepdad. OK? It's a cruel world, Walt. Grow up.Collection: Growing Up
Work? It’s just serious play.Collection: Play
Celebrities have to get their cars washed just like everybody else.Collection: Car
The job of the organizer is to maneuver and bait the establishment so that it will publicly attack him as a “dangerous enemy.Collection: Jobs
A good tactic is one your people enjoy.Collection: People
Should I call the FBI and tell them I found DB Cooper?Collection: Should