Sanjaya Malakar
I didn't know people had that much water in them!Collection: People
When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.Collection: Giving
I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.Collection: Style
I don't eat sugary cereal.Collection: Cereal
Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!Collection: Welcome
I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.Collection: Kids
Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair.Collection: Giving
Sour patch kids gone wild.Collection: Kids
I just wanted to sing on TV.Collection: Tvs
How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.Collection: Self
I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.Collection: People
I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.Collection: Passion
I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn't kill anyone.Collection: Sunset
I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.Collection: Polite