Top Cereal Quotes Collection
Discover a curated collection of Cereal quotes. Find inspiration, motivation, and wisdom from the best quotes in this category.
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!Collection: Cereal
I married a damned cereal killerCollection: Cereal
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.Collection: Cereal
A normal day in my life - well right now it's kinda just like hang out and be lazy .I'm just kinda like enjoying my break, basic, what everybody does. Hang out in my pajamas and eat cereal and watch cartoons.Collection: Cereal
But one day I woke up and heard myself saying, I am a fork being used to eat cereal. I am not a spoon. I am a fork. And I can’t help people eat cereal any longer.Collection: Cereal
I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat.Collection: Cereal
Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.Collection: Cereal
If you like soggy cereal, then we not friends.Collection: Cereal
Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal.Collection: Cereal
Soon, the viewer won't even know if he's watching on broadcast or the Internet. He'll just be eating his cereal and see an image on the spoon. That's how we'll be watching soon, on spoons. The commercials will be on the knives.Collection: Cereal
Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?Collection: Cereal
I don't eat sugary cereal.Collection: Cereal
Cereal when high is always a great option. I don't even have cereal for that reason.Collection: Cereal
That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?Collection: Cereal
I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.Collection: Cereal
Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.Collection: Cereal
For those who may not know this, Madeline recruited me specifically to help hunt and take out a serial soul thief-" "I call him Cap'n Crunch," Luca interrupted, and was rewarded with a roomful of frowns. "You know. Because he's a cereal thief?Collection: Cereal
Of course it's also a lot easier to slap a health claim on a box of sugary cereal than on a potato or carrot, with the perverse result that the most healthful foods in the supermarket sit there quietly in the produce section, silent as stroke victims, while a few aisles over, the Cocoa Puffs and Lucky Charms are screaming about their newfound whole-grain goodness.Collection: Cereal
Since I’ve been on my own, I’ve been eating a lot of popcorn, cereal, instant noodles, and snack bars. I have a hot plate in my bedroom, a microwave, and a small fridge. That’s the kind of kitchen I know how to get around in.Collection: Cereal
To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.Collection: Cereal
Leaves covered pavement like soggy cereal.Collection: Cereal
I didn't come out of a cereal box.Collection: Cereal
Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.Collection: Cereal