Roddy Piper
I ran out of tears when I was 14.
The fact that a wrestling program called 'Raw' could be the longest running television show in the history of television, bar nobody - nobody can now say we're not on the map.
I was the youngest in the world in history when I started, 15. That's illegal now.
I've been around the world seven times, been stabbed three times, been down in an airplane, and once dated the Bearded Lady.
You walk into an arena with 10,000 people and no security and everybody hating you, it takes some gumption.
When I would go into Madison Square Garden, I wasn't the most popular guy. Madison Square Garden, there's 16,000 Puerto Ricans with knives and great radios and stuff.
I was born in Saskatoon.
'Piper's Pit' was totally unscripted - everything just happened - thus, innovation was a challenging must to accomplish.
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of miles on the road that went into it, thousands upon thousands of hours of writing on yellow pads while driving in my car with the dome light on.
The very first individual that breaks out in my mind as a top villain is Gorgeous George, and it's hard to beat the first guy.
With Hulk, I don't agree with all his choices, but you know what, I don't hear people saying all the great things he does. When he was on the Wheaties box, all those kids that said their prayers and took their vitamins, I don't hear them saying that.
Bret Hart is my cousin, I'm told. Didn't know that until I was, I don't know, 28, 25.
Vince McMahon got really angry at me for leaving the WWE-F-G, whatever it is now.
I remember I did a character in 'Robocop' years ago - Commander Cash. I wore this really ridiculous outfit, and my face was covered. You couldn't recognize me in the suit; you could only hear my voice.
Back in the early days of WWE, I remember doing 20 interviews every Tuesday, one right after the other on different topics.
I'm a very lucky person.
You've got to realize, I've been stabbed three times; I'm not too used to this kind of love from people. It has been unbelievable the amount of support I've gotten. I'm getting letters, packages, e-mails, and phone calls from so many people. It's just overwhelming.
WWE and I have a long history, and I remember some very fun days back in the day.
I'm not gonna make 65. Let's just face facts, guys.
It's very humbling to know that the industry has cast me as the greatest heel in the history of the business.
I was born in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, and we moved when I was 4.
I did three television shows in Poughkeepsie in one day, with Adrian Adonis and The Iron Sheik. They gave us no food.
Real wrestling fans always knew Hogan couldn't wrestle. And he's not exactly an intellectual, either... The path he chose is very simple. He wears spandex in the airport. That's his identification as a man.
They say that wrestlers are actors, and they couldn't be more wrong. The truth is wrestling and acting could not be more opposite. Wrestling is explosion, and acting is implosion.
Wrestling moves are made for arenas, not the screen.
I've had Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy as a tag-team partner.
CM Punk is a very talented man, and I'm a big fan of his.
Without putting words in anybody's mouth, I think that Roddy has a reputation for being a rebel. I don't think that's a big secret.
'Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies' is a comedy. It was fun. You just don't take it serious. You just go there, get your popcorn, and sit down.
Kurt Angle and Matt Hardy... I have so much respect for them.
I lived on the street myself.
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office of the weekend, and that gave the itch to I don't know how many wrestlers.
I like choir music. I sincerely do!
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.Collection: Motivational
I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.Collection: Funny
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!Collection: Wwe
I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me.Collection: Wind
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.Collection: Suicide
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun!Collection: Gun
I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark.Collection: Dark
I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair.Collection: Hair
I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am.Collection: Wwe
My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.Collection: Busy
I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!Collection: Wwe
My business in the beginning was very lawless and the more trouble I go into, the more the promoters liked me back then. I was on the front page for doing something wrong, the arena was full. Then, all of a sudden, everything changed somehow and they put rules in. You put rules in a gunfight? I'm not so good at following those rules. I don't' know what will happen at WrestleMania.Collection: Pages
Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?Collection: Wrestling
Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margerine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!Collection: Kings
I think that I just wasn't brought up under any rules, and I think that made me a little different and people wanted to look up to that or aspire to that, and that makes me very grateful.Collection: Grateful
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid?Collection: Wall