Roddy Doyle
When I started writing full time I had not long stopped being a teacher and when at last I had a full day to write, I would put music on and wonder to myself - am I allowed to do this? Then I thought: 'I am control of this and no one is telling me what I can do.'Collection: Teacher
Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's a valid part of any endeavour, not just writing.Collection: Failure
It's a big con job. We have sold the myth of Dublin as a sexy place incredibly well; because it is a dreary little dump most of the time.
When you grow up on an island, what matters is how you stand to the sea.
I had to make sure I kept an eye on the real world.
I see people in terms of dialogue and I believe that people are their talk.
Ulysses could have done with a good editor. You know people are always putting Ulysses in the top 10 books ever written but I doubt that any of those people were really moved by it.
When I was a kid, if you didn't speak Irish, you really wanted to. And you played Gaelic games and you didn't pay any attention to what was happening in the outside world, because really, Ireland was the center of the universe. And I don't think that's the case anymore. Although, admittedly, it is the center of the universe.
If you are a writer you're at home, which means you're out of touch. You have to make excuses to get out there and look at how the world is changing.
I don't work to any commissions. I do what I want to do.
My novels come from within me; they are things I feel I want to do.
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.
When I was growing up, the exam system didn't allow you to write fiction, so you never did.
I've been asked why does Ireland produce so many great musicians, and the answer is it doesn't. When you count the great musicians Ireland has given the world in the last 20 years, you can do it on one hand.
I'm going to sound like an old man but at my age, it's lovely doing something that you've never done before.
Sometimes adults seem as though they have cut a chord from being a child.
It's great meeting children because you never know what they will say.
I like naming characters.
Some of the people who look the most normal are probably the maddest people trying to look normal.
Most working days I can be at my desk for nine hours a day.
The problem with being Irish... is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times.
I wouldn't go out of my way to experience the indignity of middle-age just because it might be good meat for a story.
I write short stories when a little idea occurs to me, that I know isn't a part of a novel that will stand by itself and should be concentrated.
Good ideas are often murdered by better ones.
No matter how close to personal experience a story might be, inevitably you are going to get to a part that isn't yours and, actually, whether it happened or not becomes irrelevant. It is all about choosing the right words.
I do enjoy Gothic fiction or books about zombies if they are well written and I like vampires.
My parents were sixty years married.
I tend to plan as I write. And I want to leave myself open and the character open to keep on going until it seems to be the time to stop.
It's hard for me to measure them, or to assess my books because I'm so close to them.
When I'm writing I just think there's only the page and me and nobody else.
If you're from Dublin, for example, chances are you live with your family, if you're lucky enough to, right up to the mid-20s. And most of the people I know, when they finally sort of set off on their own, they don't stray all that far.
If there is a heaven, Jane Austen is sitting in a small room with Mother Teresa and Princess Diana, listening to Duran Duran, forever. If there's a hell, she's standing.Collection: Mother
Do be kind to yourself. Fill pages as quickly as possible; double space, or write on every second line. Regard every new page as a small triumph. Until you get to page 50. Then calm down, and start worrying about the quality. Do feel anxiety - it's the job.Collection: Jobs
You know people are always putting Ulysses in the top 10 books ever written but I doubt that any of those people were really moved by it.Collection: Book
To claim that music is more important than oxygen would be trite and sentimental. It would also be true.Collection: Oxygen
The best way to reveal a character is to get them to open their mouths.Collection: Character
It was a sign of growing up, when the dark made no more difference to you than the day.Collection: Growing Up
Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.Collection: Suicide
She'd tried her hand at most things, but drew the line at honesty.Collection: Honesty
When I was a kid, if you didn't speak Irish, you really wanted to. And you played Gaelic games and you didn't pay any attention to what was happening in the outside world, because really, the - Ireland was the center of the universe. And I don't think that's the case anymore, although, admittedly, it is the center of the universe.Collection: Kids
Schools don't really allow failure and yet it's part of any endeavour, not just writing.Collection: Writing
Dreaming was only nice while it lasted.Collection: Dream
I wasn't even aware of the Year of the Family. I couldn't give a toss. These things - the year of the family, the year of the three-legged dog. I think it's all trash.Collection: Family
No matter how close to personal experience a story might be, inevitably you are going to get to a part that isn’t yours and, actually, whether it happened or not becomes irrelevant. It is all about choosing the right words.Collection: Stories
I write short stories when a little idea occurs to me, that I know isn’t a part of a novel that will stand by itself and should be concentrated.Collection: Stories
I wouldn’t go out of my way to experience the indignity of middle-age just because it might be good meat for a story.Collection: Stories