Robert Smith
B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.Collection: Women
In all relationships, there are always aching holes and that's where the impossible wishes come into it.Collection: Wish
The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get.Collection: Care
You know, the Internet's made us more aware of what people think about us.Collection: Thinking
If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith.Collection: Nice
There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.Collection: Three
True repentance has a double aspect. It looks upon things past with a weeping eye, and upon the future with a watchful eye.Collection: Eye
Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.Collection: Baseball
I'm not going to worry about the Cure slipping down into the second division; it doesn't bother me because I never expected to be in the first division anywayCollection: Worry
I entirely approve the measures proposed by you in relation to the Marines who are lately captives in Tripoli. Therefore execute them.Collection: Marine