Richard Madeley
WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying.Collection: Sex
When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostropheCollection: Passion
YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights?Collection: Energy
That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak.Collection: Suicide
Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!Collection: Memories
IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round !Collection: Way