Oscar Wilde
Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.Collection: Sweet
London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognize them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.Collection: Husband
I usually say what I really think. A great mistake nowadays. It makes one so liable to be misunderstood.Collection: Life
Like two doomed ships that pass in storm we had crossed each other's way: but we made no sign, we said no word, we had no word to say.Collection: Two
We become lovers when we see Romeo and Juliet, and Hamlet makes us students. The blood of Duncan is upon our hands, with Timon werage against the world, and when Lear wanders out upon the heath the terror of madness touches us. Ours is the white sinlessness of Desdemona, and ours, also, the sin of Iago.Collection: Blood
Imitation is the homage mediocrity pays to greatness.Collection: Greatness
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Collection: Funny
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.Collection: Clever
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.Collection: Funny
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.Collection: Friendship
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.Collection: Romance
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.Collection: Romance
Oh! it is absurd to have a hard-and-fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn’t. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn’t read.Collection: Reading