Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
The simple fact is this: they are foreigners inside a country which has rejected them. Therefore, these foreigners wherever they go or travel they will be rained down with bullets from everyone. Attacks by members of the resistance will only go up.Collection: Travel
There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!Collection: Funny
I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that [American troops] have started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly.Collection: Suicide
Bush is a very stupid man. The American people are not stupid, they are very clever. I can't understand how such clever people came to elect such a stupid president.Collection: Funny
They [US soldiers] started to commit suicide on the Baghdad walls. We will encourage them to double their suicide attempts.Collection: Suicide
Today, the tide has turned, we are destroying them.Collection: Funny
My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all.Collection: Funny
These cowards have no morals. They have no shame about lying.Collection: Funny
There is no presence of the American columns in the city of Baghdad at all. We besieged them and we killed most of them.Collection: Funny
We will welcome them with bullets and shoes.Collection: Funny
We will be victorious, and they will be defeated.Collection: Funny
Our initial assessment is that they will all die.Collection: Funny
Our estimates are that none of them will come out alive unless they surrender to us quickly.Collection: Funny
The Cruise missiles do not frighten anyone. We are catching them like fish in a river.Collection: Funny
The time is not yet ripe to say what happened. When history's ready, then we can talk about itCollection: Funny
One can describe them as a boa: when it feels threatened, it runs to somewhere else.Collection: Funny
They are sick in their minds. They say they brought 65 tanks into center of city. I say to you this talk is not true. This is part of their sick mind.Collection: Cities
We want to tell him [Blair] that we have not executed anybody. They are either killed in battle, most of them get killed because they are cowards anyway, the rest they just get captured.Collection: Funny
We will in fact encourage them to commit more suicides. We have given them death and poison.Collection: Funny
Just look carefully, I only want you to look carefully. Do not repeat the lies of liars. Do not become like them. Once again, I blame al-Jazeera before it ascertains what takes place. Please, make sure of what you say and do not play such a role.Collection: Liars
You can go and visit those places. Nothing there, nothing at all. There are Iraqi checkpoints. Everything is okay.Collection: Baghdad
The information was correct but the interpretations were not. I did my duty up to the last minute.Collection: Information
We're giving them a real lesson today. Heavy doesn't accurately describe the level of casualties we have inflicted.Collection: Real
Authentic sources. Many authentic sources.Collection: Funny
They think we are retarded. They are retarded.Collection: Funny
This boa, the American columns, are being besieged between Basra and other towns north, west, south and west of Basra. The Americans are the people who are under siege.Collection: Funny
They are still trying to bomb with artillery and rocket-propelled grenades to hit the Republican Guard who are controlling Saddam International Airport.Collection: Funny
Those who ran away are now outside the distant perimeter wall of the airport. Now they're outside the wall and the heroic Republican Guard is now in control of the whole area of Saddam International Airport. So where are those villainous louts, those mercenaries?Collection: Funny
The force that was in the airport, this force was destroyed.Collection: Funny
We have crushed the whole force which dared to venture there. They were on the runway at Saddam International Airport. That force was crushedCollection: Funny
Their casualties and bodies are many. Their equipment and vehicles, several were destroyed.Collection: Funny
The infidels are committing suicide by the hundreds on the gates of Baghdad... Be assured, Baghdad is safe, protected. Iraqis are heroes.Collection: Funny
As our leader Saddam Hussein said, 'God is grilling their stomachs in hell.'Collection: Funny
The criminals will be humiliated... To hurt the enemy more, raise the level of your attacks.Collection: Funny
When we were making the law, when we were writing the literature and the mathematics the grandfarthers of Blair and little Bush were scratching around in caves.Collection: Writing
We will get them stuck in the mud and we will certainly defeat them.Collection: Funny
Up till now, they are only on dock No. 10, not in Umm Qasr, not in the cityCollection: Funny
No one received them [the coalition forces] with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets.Collection: Military
The information was correct but the interpretations were not.Collection: Funny
A small number of peasants - brave peasants - shot down two ApachesCollection: Funny
God willing, we will throw them into the sea.Collection: Funny
Big institutions in this imperial state, in this evil US empire, prepare their politicians to become criminals.Collection: Funny
We counted 19 missiles that landed in a small area of Baghdad.Collection: Funny
These mercenaries and hirelings kidnapped civilians in the Al-Faw Peninsula so that they might claim that they captured Iraqi soldiers.Collection: Funny
With respect to the situation in Al-Faw, the British told big lies. In Al-Faw, our forces' positions remained in place.Collection: Funny
A difficult situation, not for one individual, but for everybodyCollection: Funny
It was unworthy of our military sources that they were the first to weaken.Collection: Funny
It did suffer and it became very weak, while the reporters from Iraqi radio and television stations were more active and had more accurate information.Collection: Funny
The military part of our information network - which we were accustomed to rely on for exact information - was the first part of the network to fall apartCollection: Funny
God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis.Collection: Hands