Maria Bamford
Even if you're disgusting, and everyone is creeped out by you and thinks you're gross, you know, keep doing what you love!Collection: Thinking
I'm not technically rich, but I do have a lot of s**t that I don't need, that I refuse to share with others.Collection: Needs
Time flies when you are anxious!Collection: Time
Younger and younger, our children are seeing the sippy-cup as half empty.Collection: Children
Sometimes I worry I don't want to get married as much as I'd like to be dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough.Collection: Worry
I feel bad about that, that I worship celebrities... but their moods create weather.Collection: Weather
I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because thats been said to me.Collection: Character
I would've been able to write anything about mental-health crises had I not felt good.Collection: Writing
Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!Collection: Mad
When you're a comedian, you're just by yourself.Collection: Comedian
The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.Collection: Thinking
There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work week, on some level. I mean, I work at it, but it's not that kind of... it's just not the hours at all. So I was extremely grateful for the job. It was super, super fun, and I'm surprised that I made it.Collection: Fun
I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.Collection: Trying