Larry David

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I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
- Larry David
Collection: Funny
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Zero, zero belief in myself. And it's changed somewhat, but there's still a lot of that in me.
- Larry David
Collection: Zero
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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
- Larry David
Collection: Encounters
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I’m not a person who embraces challenges. I run from challenges. I break world records running from challenges.
- Larry David
Collection: Romance
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I don’t think anyone really is interested in reading about my emotional state. It’s not even interesting to me.
- Larry David
Collection: Reading