Kevin Nealon
"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on a [Adam] Sandler film, which I'd done a few of. First of all, there were tons of kids running around. I'm surprised I ever had a kid after doing that film.Collection: Running
The ethical argument regarding abortion hinges on the question of when life begins. Some believe life begins at forty.Collection: Believe
I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paperCollection: School
The good thing about 'Weeds' now is, I get to play some dramatic parts in that as well.Collection: Weed
I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.Collection: Beer
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."Collection: Girlfriend
I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.Collection: Jobs
I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.Collection: Thanksgiving
They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.Collection: Stress
I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.Collection: Matter
I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.Collection: Ifs
Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.Collection: Night