Joe Teti

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The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Giving
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Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Mean
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It's darker than a well diggers ass.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.
- Joe Teti
Collection: War
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If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Home
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It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Risk
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If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Off The Beaten Path
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The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Light
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That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Drinking
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This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Teamwork
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I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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Shirts don't grow on trees.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Tree
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After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Years
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What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Fire
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I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Wine
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What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Sexy
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For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Home
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We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Men
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You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it. I'm going hunting.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Hunting
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Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Water
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If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Fall
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You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Thinking
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I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Pigs
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I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Taken
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This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Fire
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Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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This is looking tasty.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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It's beautiful, it's poetry in motion.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Beautiful
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You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Guarantees That
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If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Swimming
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Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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I like the way you hustle man.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Men
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Looking good Matt, you look like a money.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Smart
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Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Hiking
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It's always good to give yourself the advantage.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Giving
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Clear water is always suspect.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Water
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This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival
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Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.
- Joe Teti
Collection: Survival